can u give me some yo mamma jokes! some website!Some topics!
2006-08-09 12:56:33 · 21 answers · asked by Ashley N 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Yo mama so ugly, when she signed up for an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
2006-08-09 13:07:46 · answer #1 · answered by Raylene 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so dumb she cant even spell examine records on MSWord. Yo mamma is so gruesome she doesnt look in mirrors by using fact she is so damaging she cant handle to pay for them. Yo mamma is so dumb doesnt know the version between nuclear fusion and nuclear fission. Yo mamma is so damaging that she cant handle to pay for to pay her information superhighway invoice and he or she wont be able to ascertain this. Yo mamma is so small that she is in simple terms 3 ft 9 inches tall and in simple terms approximately 4 ft tall on her tippy ft. Yo mamma is so dumb she cant understand the assumption of a limiteless loop in Java code. Yo mamma is so stinks so undesirable that she replaced into kicked out of the zoo. Yo mamma is so asymetric that her bigger nostril and larger boob are on distinctive components of her physique.
2016-10-01 21:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Yo mamma's so fat you gotta roll TWICE to get off of her
2006-08-09 12:58:44 · answer #3 · answered by drsteve362005 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's plenty of Yo Momma jokes at http://www.findinsults.com/yomomma.htm
2006-08-09 13:04:23 · answer #4 · answered by linneh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat she stood on a scale and it said "to be continued"...yo mamma so...so.....i got nothin else. Sorry
2006-08-09 13:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by mellogirl89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so UGLY that the paperboy dont come collect his weekly money she owes.
2006-08-09 13:00:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so dumb she thought YMCA was Macy's....
yo momma don't have any arms talk'ng bout she gonna slap you!!
yo momma so fat when she jump she get stuck!!
yo mamma so dumb she gave the cashier back the change!!
yo momma so short she has to jump off the curb!!!
2006-08-09 13:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by classy chic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so skinny her nipples touch
yo momma so ugly she went to the zoo and this lil kid went screamin, a gorillas loose a gorillas loose
yo mommas like a race car she burns 4 rubbers a nite
yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck
yo momma so dirty she got fired from working at the sewage cuz she wasnt sanitary enough
thats all I got for now, I got lots lots more, but sorry, cant think rite now
*hope I helped*
2006-08-09 13:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by 9*I ♥ Kasey Kahne*9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so fat when she went to a fat contest the judges said "sorry no profecianals" yo momma's so fat when she stood on thye scale it said sorry 1 person at a time go to www.yomommajokes.com and www.jok-a-roo.com a lot of yo momma jokes
2006-08-09 13:03:58 · answer #9 · answered by WENDI 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's teeth r so yellow....I can't believe it's not butter.
2006-08-09 13:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋