2006-08-09 11:38:57 · 7 answers · asked by Ashley N 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
yo momma so poor her front and back door are on the same hinge..
yo momma so stupid she tried to insult you and started with "yo momma so..."
yo momma so stupid she studied for a blood test and failed
yo momma so fat when the judge said "order in the court" she said "i will have a double whopper and a large coke"
yo momma so fat when she touched a rain bow skittles came out
2006-08-09 12:05:19 · answer #1 · answered by ryan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mamma so fat when she jumps she gets stuck in the sky.
2006-08-09 18:41:56 · answer #2 · answered by armwrestlemania 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's like the ocean...Big...Wet and Full of Cubans
2006-08-09 18:43:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i know one it goes yo mamma so big that when she jumped in the ocean a killer whale sang we are family even though your bigger than me
and another is yo mamma so stupid and fat that when she saw a school bus she said yum twinkies
2006-08-09 18:45:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma's so fat when she walked down the street in her yellow rain coat people started singin "Here comes the sun"
2006-08-09 18:45:38 · answer #5 · answered by tropicana484 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and she broke it.
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2006-08-09 18:45:12 · answer #6 · answered by JunaD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama's so poor her welcome mat says "welfare"
Your mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application
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2006-08-09 18:44:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋