I do nothing but eat smelly lunches( in a very tiny breakroom) such as tuna and brussels sprouts, curried bean sprouts and brown rice, and sauerkraut with aged broccoli and feta cheese. It reeks, lemme tell you! And the consequences will make anyone's eyes go buggy and bloodshot when they walk into one of my BLACK CLOUDS.
Seems to me, the overweight people are getting in more trouble for this than I do, and I SERIOUSLY rival tear gas.
2006-08-09 10:52:44 · 10 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Perhaps you should contact the Department of Defense and they can weaponize you.
2006-08-09 11:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-04 21:29:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with you, turtle girl. I am tall and slender, and I produce some very noxious gas. Eye bugging would be an improvement for victims of my death spray. They actually have to have emergency dental care in order to restore the enamel to their teeth. It is so vile that when I'm under the covers and pop a firecracker, I won't move for hours in an attempt to keep the gas in a pocket below my neck. I've actually melted two blankets because of that tactic.
2006-08-09 12:51:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you worry about Internet Stalkers!!!!!
I think that 'portly' folks do have bigger bowel movements and while they may produce more gas than a skinny person, the difference would be negligible. Even if it is 25% more, well that would not really = 25% more smell. Also, their larger buttcheeks and (at times) more volimunous butt hair would absorb much of the shock of their flatulence.
2006-08-09 14:53:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of people seem to enjoy picking on fat people for just about anything they can think of and they seem to think it's ok to do that. It's like people forget that fat people are people too, or maybe they think picking on others will repair their own broken self-esteem.
Anyway, I've never noticed any difference between fat and thin people when it comes to passing gas, yet fat people are given a hard time about that like pretty much everything else. Stupid society.
2006-08-09 23:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by undir 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are right. Thin people produce some Hellacious gas too.
2006-08-09 11:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Out-stinking fat people is indeed a noteworthy accomplishment. And an even better one when you can pin the blame on them. ☺
2006-08-09 12:36:54 · answer #7 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its because nobody likes fat people
2006-08-09 10:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by jokedrugs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmfao....yeah....we fat people DO get a bad rap, don't we?
2006-08-09 10:57:27 · answer #9 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLCOPTER.
2006-08-09 11:39:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋