yo momma jokes......or anything short
2006-08-09 10:29:24 · 10 answers · asked by Mike 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma was so supid she took a fishing pole to a laker game
2006-08-09 10:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by kay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick one of these...13 Reasons to Smile
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and over fifty for Miss America?
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"
And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
2006-08-10 00:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by nichellecomicbookgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so fat she went to the beach and put on a black and white swimming suit and everyone though she was a killer whale.
Your mommas so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and died of hunger.
2006-08-09 20:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by HHH 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a nice short joke
2006-08-09 17:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was the probate judge in such a bad mood?
She was having a bad heir day.
2006-08-09 17:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by Alex T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a gynecologist do when he is feeling sentimental?
He looks up a few old girlfriends.
2006-08-09 17:40:13 · answer #6 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the game field cheat
because the game cheat.
2006-08-09 17:39:43 · answer #7 · answered by Henrycomteck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do ppl say heads up??? do they want u 2 get hit in the face or something...
2006-08-09 17:35:03 · answer #8 · answered by dfksone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you ever blow bubbles when you were younger??
Well, he's back in town and looking for you again!!
2006-08-09 17:33:44 · answer #9 · answered by shortstop25@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma is so fat that when she jump for joy..............
She got STUCK!!!!
2006-08-09 18:10:22 · answer #10 · answered by SeahawkMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋