A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-08-09 10:18:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
2006-08-09 10:25:18 · answer #1 · answered by rose_everafter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE WORLDS WORST JOKE~!
How come the chickens don't fall down from the ceiling?
Cause whoever put'em up there, put'em in NOT EASY to get out of CHiCKeN harnesses and some duck tape!
2006-08-09 17:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but shes right this is kind old but funny somewhat.
2006-08-09 17:25:05 · answer #3 · answered by JC 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-08-09 17:23:38 · answer #4 · answered by jessie c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha nice
2006-08-09 17:30:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaahaha you crack me up whoooo
2006-08-09 17:22:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2006-08-09 17:28:30 · answer #7 · answered by abbybloom1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is old too sorry sweetheart â¥
2006-08-09 17:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-08-09 18:44:40 · answer #9 · answered by nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one...
2006-08-09 17:37:03 · answer #10 · answered by freakazoid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋