Consider this:
what did the drummer get on his IQ test? drool.
did u hear about the drummer that finished highschool? me neither.
did u hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car? it took 2 hrs to get the drummer out.
2006-08-09 10:17:52 · 6 answers · asked by texasgirl5454312 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
What does the drummer drooling out both sides of his mouth tell you?
The stage is level.
How do you know that there is a drummer at your door?
1. He doesn't know when to come in.
2. The knocking speeds up and slows down.
3. He is holding a pizza.
2006-08-09 10:38:57 · answer #1 · answered by Besmirched Tea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a guitar player that breaks up with his girlfriend . . . homeless
or
How can you tell there's a white drummer at your door . . . the knock speeds up.
2006-08-09 17:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! I'm sending these to my brother. he's a bass player, his best friend is a drummer!
2006-08-09 17:22:09 · answer #3 · answered by krissy4543 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-09 17:32:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks for the laugh heh i'm so telling these to ben heh â¥
2006-08-09 17:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-09 18:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋