ok. just tell me a funny your mom joke! WOO HOO!!!! For those of you who dont care about the points, then just tell me a joke! and keep the jokes clean, ok?
2006-08-09 09:52:29 · 16 answers · asked by Linzi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your mom's so fat she has to iron her clothes on a driveway
Your mom's so fat she has to ask God to make her clothes.
Your mom's so fat she had to get baptized in SeaWorld
Your mom's so fat when she went to the beach she was the only one who got a tan
Your mom's so fat that when she tripped, she made an earthquake with a scale of 10000
Your mom's so fat that when she gave birth to you, it took them weeks until they found you.
2006-08-09 10:03:25 · answer #1 · answered by TROLLIN' 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama like a like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown down the gutter
2006-08-09 21:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by James 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so fat, somebody told her that it was chilly outside, so she went and got a bowl- your momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family-Your momma's so country that when she got in an elevator, she thought it was a mobile home.
2006-08-09 17:03:13 · answer #3 · answered by joey v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your moomas so fat that she went to the beach and wore a balck and white swimming costume and everybody thought she was a killer whale.
Your mum is so stupid that she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
2006-08-09 20:55:26 · answer #4 · answered by HHH 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your mommas so ugly when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning your mommas so poor that when i stepped on a skateboard she said get off of the family car your mommas so poor when i stepped on a ciggaret she said get off the heater
2006-08-09 17:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by super toilet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma is SOOOOO FAT
That the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
2006-08-09 17:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by Dick Huge 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck.
2006-08-09 16:59:43 · answer #7 · answered by mrs_herman452 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your mama so poor she recycles the water that she takes a bath in and makes into kool -aid
2006-08-09 17:11:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so fat that when she sits around the house....she sits AROUND the house
sorry, it's a classic
2006-08-09 17:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by Torri * 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your moms so fat youhad to put a blanket on the ocean for a waterbed
2006-08-09 17:02:31 · answer #10 · answered by rsclflat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋