So this doctor goes into a bar one night and asks for a almond daquari. The bartender goes to see if he has any almonds. He doesn't. So instead of using almonds, he uses hickory nuts. He gives it to the doctor and he has some. "Hey! What's in this?" says the doctor. "Its a hicory daquari, doc."
i no its kinda stupid but its good for a cheap laugh
2006-08-09 09:48:13 · 3 answers · asked by Sean 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...which reminds me of this joke:-
A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you."
"Why not?" asks the snake.
The bartender says, "Because you can't hold your liquor..."
2006-08-09 16:27:18 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is it supposed 2 b like hickory dickory dock? if so then its funny
2006-08-09 16:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea it was kinda cool and funny
2006-08-09 17:41:26 · answer #3 · answered by Morg_92. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋