So this doctor goes into a bar one night and asks for a almond daquari. The bartender goes to see if he has any almonds. He doesn't. So instead of using almonds, he uses hickory nuts. He gives it to the doctor and he has some. "Hey! What's in this?" says the doctor. "Its a hicory daquari, doc."
i no its kinda stupid but its good for a cheap laugh
2006-08-09 09:43:35 · 14 answers · asked by Sean 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Keep drinking...they'll get funnier!
2006-08-09 09:48:19 · answer #1 · answered by cindy s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's really funny. It took some thought to make the punchline to work out right.
It could be used in some good settings, especially around a bunch of doctors...or people who enjoy a good mixed drink.
2006-08-09 16:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it was cute and clever hmmm reminds me of iamigloo's frayed not
a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says no strings allowed, so the string goes into the bathroom frays his ends and ties himself in a knot, he sits back down and the bartender says "aren't you the string that was just in here" the string looks at him and says "no i'm a frayed know" lol â¥
2006-08-09 17:18:12 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not that bad. it actually is kinda funny. i liked it. what do you think of this one...
ok. two men are sitting in a bar next to a guy in a business suit. they notice that he keeps leaving the room, so the start watching him. when he comes back, he slaps his knee and says, "gimme a flying squirrel." when the bartender gave him the drink, he chugged it, ran up to the second floor, jumped out the window, and landed safely on his feet on the sidewalk. the men were shocked. when he came back in, he slapped his knee and said, "gimme a flying squirrel." he chugged it, and this time went up on the roof and jumped. sure enough, he landed safely on his feet on the sidewalk. when he came back up, the men stared at him in amazement. then one of the men said, "i'm gonna try it." so, he slapped his knee and said, "bartender, gimme a flying squirrel." he drank it, as he was on his way up to the roof to jump, the other man overheard the bartender telling someone on the phone, "yea. you better get over here. superman's ******' with these guys again!"
I love that joke. one of my teachers told me that.
2006-08-09 16:56:33 · answer #4 · answered by KMJ Loves SRB 4 Ever ~N~ Always! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I like it........
That would be a good party joke, more so on the drunks!!
I'll use it at my husbands 40th b-day party and see how well it goes over. ty
2006-08-09 16:52:47 · answer #5 · answered by Torri * 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did the mouse run up the clock?
2006-08-09 22:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by Soo W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it took me a few sec but then I couldn't stop laughing that is really cute
2006-08-09 16:48:26 · answer #7 · answered by mama bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. Thought it was cute.
2006-08-09 16:48:57 · answer #8 · answered by surfer grl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is kinda cute.
2006-08-09 16:48:34 · answer #9 · answered by sdarp1322 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny, I've never heard it before so that's cool.
2006-08-09 16:47:41 · answer #10 · answered by sixteensgrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋