Youre so ugly, you can't get a date on the internet!
2006-08-09 09:23:27 · 18 answers · asked by tmdkshaft 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its not like a joke......they get angry if they read this.....its a kind of diappointing sentences.
2006-08-09 09:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by Chikky D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's probably true in my case,no im joking about me getting a date, it was kinda funny but heres one for you
A trainee pilot and a professional pilot went on a test run but the professional had a heart attack,so the trainee called for help and when he got a responce he said......
Trainee:The pilot has just had a heart attack.
Air controller:Ok can you tell me how high you are.
Trainee:How the hell am i supposed to know that.
Air controller:There is a Altimeter on the dash board.
Trainee:Ok i see it,im at 10.000 feet
Air controller:Ok now we are getting somewhere,what speed are you doing.
Trainee:I don't know!
Air controller:There is an air speed indicator on the instrument panel.
Trainee:I see it,I'm going 150 mph.
Air controller:How much cloud is there where you are.
Trainee:All i can see is tree's and fields,i think I'm upside down.
Air controller,What makes you think that,at first you didn't even know how high you were and how fast you were going so how do you know
Trainee:I can feel the sh*t running past my collar and down my face.
2006-08-09 14:07:23 · answer #2 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good one, but you should word it like....
you are sooooo Ugly, you can't even get a date on the net !!!
2006-08-09 09:40:13 · answer #3 · answered by Torri * 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah
2006-08-09 09:48:39 · answer #4 · answered by super toilet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty lame
2006-08-09 09:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by candycane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it,its the area of computer noone uses anymore
2006-08-09 09:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by kez_124 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that was soooooo funny omg its the best joke in the world!!!!!! lol
2006-08-09 09:27:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wahah. No.
2006-08-09 09:33:05 · answer #8 · answered by ƒσx Đιяτ-βικιŋğ ğιяι 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really.
2006-08-09 16:02:01 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...that's lame.
2006-08-09 09:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋