Excellent!..now the real question.
Why do people believe in the bible/koran written 2,000 years ago by schizophrenic drug addicts, but don't believe in bus timetables, written 2 months ago by schizophrenic drug addicts?
Surely it's all a pack of lies?
God has not been to this place for 2,000 years according to the bible/koran.
The number 73 to Tescos has not been to this place for three weeks.
My point is....,when is the second coming(ooer) and where's the ferkin bus Jesus?
2006-08-09 09:16:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ian W 1963...what a magical reply!..have you ever considered a career in roadsweeping?..I think you'd be perfect for it,cos your idea of being funny sucks the big one son.
2006-08-09 09:38:54 · update #1
Prove you exist.
2006-08-09 10:43:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
Thank you for making my day.
And if Jesus knew when the number 73 to Tescos was coming, if it was even stopping where it said it would, do you think He would tell you after you said His life story was written by schizophrenic drug addicts? Maybe. But probably not.
2006-08-09 09:23:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look, your obviously pretty stupid.
Jesus, is obviously on the missing bus.
Doesn't it say in the good book
"look for the number for it is on a red vehicle and that number is 73"
The second coming is almost upon us, there will be free transport for all, and Tesco will run out of sliced loaves as they get used for various miracles.
2006-08-09 09:25:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Breaking up a fight with a paramedic [wearing speedo's] -
Jesus existed and was some multi tasking fisher man / carpenter that people decided was the son of God becuase everytime he went near a girl she got pregnant, and every time he went near a sick person they got fit He would've looked more like Osama Bin Laden than that white dude in a white dress with a ginger beard that Hollyood tells me about.
Buses...don't get me started!!
2006-08-09 11:31:05 · answer #4 · answered by Oliver S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not got much to add but this question and the answers given haven't half made me laugh. Especially about three jesus's coming at once. Thanx
2006-08-09 09:25:15 · answer #5 · answered by DONNAIS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK so this guy got a girl called Mary pregnant,, he **** himself as mary's dad would be angry, so he made up a story about an immaculate conception,, the rest is history and he never got a good duffing from Marys dad
2006-08-09 09:25:45 · answer #6 · answered by banditblue1200 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is a comin'.....he's driving the bus, stopped off at The English Rose Pub and is running a little late.....Ye of little Faith!
2006-08-09 09:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by Gypsie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was the number 75? Damn those schizophrenic drug addicts, I'm all out of munchies!!!
2006-08-09 09:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by Pookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Detroit busses are notoriously ineffecient and never on time. I trust neither the bus schedule NOR the bible.
2006-08-09 09:20:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your bus is coming and will always be late. Jesus is coming and is never late. With your sense of humor, will you come with us and tell Jesus a joke?
2006-08-09 09:23:44 · answer #10 · answered by jewingengleman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't ask me. My last train was EIGHT HOURS late. And now I'm waiting for another one. I've just done 4,500 miles on public transport. My **** is numb, and Jesus ain't helpin' me any.
2006-08-09 09:20:19 · answer #11 · answered by big_fat_goth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋