Okay. God was in a room with 5 scientists. The scientists said, "God, we dont need you anymore, we figured out how to make humans on our own." God was intersested in this, and watched as the put a pile of dirt on the table. God got angree and threw the dirt off of the table and said, "Get your own dirt!!!"
2006-08-09 09:01:14 · 22 answers · asked by cheesepoofer182 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i am saying that it is a athiest joke because most athiests think that people just popped out of dirt!!
2006-08-11 13:29:23 · update #1
I've heard that before and I still chuckle.
Notice the only ones who didn't think it was funny are the Atheists.
I thought they had more of a sense of humor than that. After all most make fun and mock religion on here all day anyway.
They can dish it out, but can't take it.
Atheist Lovebug,
And I refrain from name calling, so that makes who look silly?
2006-08-09 09:11:30 · answer #1 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's not an atheist joke. It has nothing to do with atheists. It is clearly a "stupid Christian scientist" joke. It laughs at Christians in science who think they can do it all without God, when really they forgot that even the dirt came from God.
Atheists wouldn't "need" God to begin with. Atheists wouldn't be talking to God because there isn't one. Atheists don't believe people were created from dirt. And we have been making humans on our own for millenia. It's called sex.
Sorry, but none of it makes any sense as an atheist joke. Just arrogant Christians. It is funny as a Christian joke, though.
2006-08-09 09:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i found that hilarious! but then...im one of them Atheists that has a sense of humor..as long as YOU can take a christian joke.
A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S A S S OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A S S.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST A S S IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS A S S FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A S S IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is: being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life; stop worrying about everyone else's a s s and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
and besides if we can't laugh at our selves WHY bother debating things?
Neptune
uh oh..you ASSUMED all us are like that..now look who's the silly @SS!
2006-08-09 09:15:38 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep, I heard it before. If a scientist acknowledges the existence of god as the creator, he really can't reject him. Good thing I'm agnostic, so I don't do that.
That being said, that's not an athiest joke. There's not a single athiest in there.
2006-08-09 09:06:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke has no mention of atheists in it. Why is it then an atheist joke? Most scientists are theists, just as most people are, so really, isn't it a theist joke? Frankly, people as feeble minded as you make me all the more happy I am an atheist, as you are proof enough that only idiots speak about their religion in a public forum. Smart theists don't attempt to convert people, ridicule people, or tell idiotic jokes about god.
2006-08-09 09:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by reverenceofme 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are committing the logical fallacy of equating scientists with atheists. While many scientist may be atheists, not all are; and not all atheists are scientists or scientifically minded. Some atheist are as dumb as theists. I guess the dumbness of theism is quite contagious. About the dirt, all the scientists had to do was defecate and they would have had enough dirt to make man. Do you want to say god makes feces too so he will deny scientists the use of feces? Be my guest, Einstein !
2006-08-09 09:09:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HELLO
I am an agnostic but I read the Bible and find this joke to be funny, cause its not about you trying to convert anyone its just a play on the Bible is all.
Don't pick me for best answer cause im @ss kissing, but for this, if chimpanzees evolved from humans why are there still humans,
love me
2006-08-09 09:18:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke is old and kinda funny
If you think atheists don't believe in god because we don't need him anymore...then you have a rather strange and misconstrued view of why atheists don't believe in god...so no, the joke didn't make me believe. If I thought there was a god but that we just didn't need him, then I wouldn't be an atheist.
2006-08-09 09:20:24 · answer #8 · answered by laetusatheos 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Unfunny atheist joke ever!!!!! Heard it many times before!!!! I've got a better joke for you. There was this bloke right and he put 2 of every animal on Earth into a boat and sailed round in it while a nice all loving god drowned everything else.
2006-08-09 09:06:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Change it to the one about the Tooth Fairy and the 5 scientists. That would be funnier, because this is just .... well... it's not funny and just plain ignorant.
2006-08-09 09:07:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋