Here are two jokes!! Which is funnier?
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests: I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed."
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large SPLASH. There was one guy in the pool swimming with all the strength he could muster. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy, that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"
2006-08-09 07:56:38 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cont... The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want the Son of a B*tch who pushed me into the pool!"
2006-08-09 07:57:08 · update #1
Here is the other:
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class; and your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that, and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room, and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
2006-08-09 07:58:43 · update #2
cont...
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, Son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep sh*t."
2006-08-09 07:59:10 · update #3
lol =) The 2nd one definitely.
2006-08-09 08:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like the 2nd joke the best.
2006-08-09 08:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 and one is the best
2006-08-09 08:15:56 · answer #3 · answered by siddhi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the 2nd 1 better
2006-08-09 08:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LIked both but more the 1st one.
2006-08-09 08:38:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one is great!
2006-08-09 09:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by Teresa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 3rd one
2006-08-09 08:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by jjdawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st one is funnier
2006-08-09 08:01:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually really enjoyed both, thank u.
2006-08-09 08:09:11 · answer #9 · answered by a7xrios 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have to say the second one is funnier. and true.
2006-08-09 08:08:38 · answer #10 · answered by selifash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋