You are on a horse, galloping at a constant
speed. On your right side is a
sharp drop off, and on your left side is an
elephant traveling at the
same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a
galloping kangaroo and
your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you
is a lion running at the
same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must
you do to safely get out
of this highly dangerous situation?
2006-08-09 07:28:29 · 12 answers · asked by Jasunni 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn! It was new to me! Any way for those of you who hadn't heard it........get your drunk A** off the merry go round!
2006-08-09 07:40:33 · update #1
Stay on the merry-go-round till it stops!!! You paid your money, that you could have spent on booze, enjoy the ride!!! Then pet the horse, and go back to the bar!!!!
2006-08-09 07:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by qn.harpy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your drunk A$$ off the Merry Go Round!
2006-08-09 14:33:17 · answer #2 · answered by Mellow_E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off the Merry-Go-Round!! Lol
2006-08-09 14:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stay on the merry go round till it stops and if u want on agsin the get on
2006-08-09 15:18:11 · answer #4 · answered by Ally. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your drunk @$$ off of the merry-go-round!!! I know the answer!!!
2006-08-09 14:55:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You already know the answer!
merry go round.
How can I help you.
2006-08-09 14:45:27 · answer #6 · answered by desi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have to admit i didn't think about a merry go round. kudos to those who got it. at least i get two points.
2006-08-09 15:04:40 · answer #7 · answered by selifash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhhhhhhh get out of the way?
i dont know?
do tell do tell
2006-08-09 14:34:29 · answer #8 · answered by keamar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one, but still cute!
2006-08-09 14:38:08 · answer #9 · answered by Chow_M_Noodles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god knows
2006-08-09 14:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by lulu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋