Seems to me it takes a Hell of a lot more faith (pun intended) to be an Atheist than to be religious. Agree?

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God I love tweeking the Atheists and devil worshipers. I just get a kick watching them screw themselves into the ceiling. Fun, fun, fun. I hope they give me a few minutes to get a glass of water.

Your answers prove my point from an earlier question -- Atheist are closed minded, rude, probably poorly educated and usually hard-sell peddlers of Atheism. They are not deep thinkers or scientist who are open to look at all possibilities. They seem to be driven by a desire to stamp out the concept of God, rather than have a scientific discussion on the origins of life and the universe. Thank God they are not religious, they would be intollerable.

Good one, Happy Pantz! Love the hair. He he!

Girl Wonder. My boat floats just fine. How's yours?

Mel: sober up. I'm not a Jew.

Wake up Ludd. (Pun intended here, too)

Oxyman: The devil made me do it.

Dear Mutterhalls: So you have watched paint dry, huh? Well, that explains a lot.

Monica: Are you aware that one of the puzzles science faces is that there is no explanation for the evolutionary existance of the flower that is in your hair?

Dear Trolling (so you are a self proclaimed genius -- hmm!): Not out of fear, out of love. I love separating the wheat from the chaff. Mission accomplished!

Dear DuckPhup: you really are duckphupped!

Dear devlsadvocate: I threw the devil worship thing in there to jerk you around. Worked, didn't it?

Dear piraterachel: Yes, you should be worried that your husband got a private bank account and credit card. "Super cool dude of God?" Hey, I really like that. Mind if I use it?

Dear Brenda's World: Gee, thanks. I just sold your story to a children's book publisher for $10,000. Got any more?

Hey, edsawyer: I see you like famous quotes. How about this:
"To be or not to be." - Shakespeare
"To do is to be." - Nietzsche
"Skooby doobie do." - Sinatra
You built your life's philosophy on BS Ed.

Hey agitator, is that the best you can do? You sure have a way with words. All 225 of them. Once and idiot, always an idiot.

Dear Yoda Green: 6679 points since June 1st? Wow. You really got to get out more. Take a walk at night and look at the stars. Hold a flower in your hands and wonder why does it exist. (By the way, evolutionists are stumped at that question.)

Captain Atheism: Cute story on your conversion to the truth. You say there are libraries full of "proof" that God doesn't exist. Hmm! When I was a kid I pretended to be Captain America, but I knew I couldn't really fly. I hope you don't think you can fly, Captain.

John S: You said, "I think you probably should get another hobby, 'cause atheists are to smart to buy into the stuff you're doing." You should have said, "I think you should probably get another hobby 'cause atheists are too smart to buy into the stuff you're saying." (He doesn't probably see all the differences because atheists are two smart.)

Dear Mysticalys: Not if your doing it for laughs. You make yourself a target with brainless, hard-sell in-your-face, rude atheism and I take a popshot to show how thoughtless and foolish you are.

Answer 1

Your Momma *ucks the holy spirit's ejaculation in dumpsters!

Answer 2

The Atheists are very clear on their stand. They say there is no God, some investigate the subject extensively before rejecting the Savior of the world, Jesus. Christians believe(faith) in Jesus(God the Son). By definition, the Atheist simply lacks faith in any religion.
What separates Christianity from any other religion is all others either deny Jesus as Savior, or say that you can work your way to heaven with good deeds. I count the Bible as PROOF.

Most of the Atheist's explainations of the evolution of man and missing links have been dismissed because of their faulty examinations.

Examples, Eoanthropus(Piltdown Man) was a put-together with a human skullcap and an orangutan jaw.

Hesperopithecus(Nebraska Man) was based on a single tooth of a pig now living only in Paraguay.

Austalopithecus africanus(Lucy) was once thought by evolutionists to be a link between man and ape, but evolutionist scientists now reject that one.

Homo Sapiens neanderthalensis(Neanderthal Man)- 150 years ago, the reconstructions of this fossil were stooped, like an ape. However, due to modern technology, we see that Neanderthal man had the bone disease, rickets.

Homo Erectus, the classification of the rest of the human remains found has a brain size near modern human's.

I would suggest you read up on the religions you accuse so you at least know what you are talking about.

Check out my sources.

Answer 3

It does take a lot of "faith," but it's not the kind you're probably referring to. Look at it this way:
You can live your life on a "What if ..?" basis. Your psyche will be preoccupied with:
"What if there IS a __" (fill that in with "hell, "God," "devil," "heaven," etc.) If you get past a certain age you'll delete Santa Claus & the Tooth Fairy from the list but you'll still keep the scary ones - maybe even the monster under the bed.

With these constructs, the "What if..?" approach can even get scarier: "What if my religion is BS and I go to hell for THAT?"

The skeptic has "faith" in something we can call "the scientific method." The difference is that this method ....are you ready for this? .... actually works!

The trick here is to add a bit of substance to the "What if ..?" so that it becomes "Is there any evidence whatsoever for existence of X?" Here you can be as creative as your intellect allows. But if in the end, regardless of how rigorous your search is, you get zip, then you can honestly say the obvious: "X is unbelievable."

Answer 4

Okay, let's accept that both are an act of faith. However, remembering Ockham's Razor, consider:

1) Belief in: nada y pues nada y nada y pues nada

vs.

2) Belief in: an entity that made people from clay, that flooded the whole world because he decided that people were bad, that actually sat down and wrote a book, that then decided that the book was too difficult so impregnated a virgin in order to kill her son, that 'answers prayers' but only sometimes when the mood strikes him, and that has set up a complex system of heaven and hell which he apparently uses quite arbitrarily.

I'm not sure if I'v 'screwed myself into the ceiling' here. I'd never attempt to convince you of the logic of what I've just said, but hey, maybe someone more open-minded will read my answer.

Answer 5

Wow...you really need a life, if all you do is pick on us atheists. Live and let live, OK? Personally, I think it takes a lot more faith to believe everything the Bible says, than it does to not believe it at all. There are some things in there that takes a lot of faith to believe in, and I just don't have that kind of blind faith to believe it without independant, outside proof.
What difference does it make to you if I'm atheist or not? I generally don't care if someone believes in the Bible or not, just as long as they are not insulting or preaching to me.
I hope you have a wonderful day!

Answer 6

Maybe then gardening is for you. How do you know that God (for you believers) really cares about human beings?

Imagine this. You’ve just bought a new home which you furnish with all sorts of nice fittings and fixtures, then prepare the grounds and garden. You plant a wide range of trees, shrubs, flowers, plants and vegetables. You clip and prune as time goes on, spray the weeds, and generally keep your property in good shape.

Many years pass and your gardens are flourishing, not a weed to be seen anywhere. You head off on holiday, a weed pops up and bugs start to crawl all over it. Not to worry, when you return home you spray the gardens, killing all the bugs and weeds. Everything is back to normal.

Now consider the universe. After billions of years a little planet (weed) called Earth pops up and it’s crawling with bugs called humans. Do you really think the gardener (or creator) really cares about the bugs and weeds? Do you think the gardener cares if he destroys you? Do you think that the bugs (humans) on the weed (Earth) have any idea what’s going on in the rest of garden (universe)?

Answer 7

Lemme see here, I'm agnostic and well, I just discovered why. If most of the religious individuals are like yourself, then why would I want to follow the tenents of someone that has people like yourself following around like lost little puppies? You seem to be a narrow-minded individual that truly doesn't understand what being a Christian/Jew/Catholic/whatever is. If you truly are religious, doesn't your religion say love everyone? Are you supposed to help those in doubt to find the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel and see that God is the one true God?

Answer 8

It takes absolutely NO "faith" to be an atheist, that's the whole point. Oh and by the way, devil-worshippers are theists, and therefore the exact opposite of atheists...

I think you probably should get another hobby, 'cause atheists are to smart to buy into the stuff you're doing.

Answer 9

It doesn't take faith to not believe in something that's proven false. I'd be one of the first to step out and praise Jesus if there was even a single scrap of evidence that supported your religion as being truthful. Unfortunately, there is absolutely nothing that even hints that your god might exist. However, there are libraries full of information that prove he doesn't. Sorry to have to break it to you. I know that must make you feel terrible. I felt like a total fool when I finally saw how badly I'd been hoodwinked by religion. (Oh, and I used to hate atheists as bad as you do. I remember thinking exactly the same as you)


Edit - as to your comments... uhm, you're insulting my stock internet avatar? That's a bit of a joke, that apparently went over your head. Sorry that you have to resort to insults, however. That's a sure sign of someone who has been defeated. I look forward to debunking more of your myths in the future. :)

Answer 10

Don't lump together atheists and devil worshipers.
An atheist is someone who knows there is no God or gods.
We also know there is no Devil.
Both are merely fantasy ideas to represent certain capacities
in the human personality.
The askers capacity to insult those who DO think just proves
the case FOR rational atheism.

Answer 11

Seems you need the screamingly obvious explained to you over and over.
Not to worry, most atheists have plenty of experience explaining to people who, like yourself, lack the intelligence found in the average tree stump.
Atheists, you see, reject any childish notion of a god. Since there is NO evidence that supports the existence of any such sky-pixie, it cannot exist.
I hope the big words don't hurt your head too much. I can try and dumb it down for you a bit, but quite frankly, thinking down to your level gives me a headache.