2006-08-09 06:38:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
coz i threw it at the p aki shop keeper facing my house
2006-08-09 06:49:01 · update #1
Because I had the worst hang-over and had to throw up...
2006-08-09 06:58:24 · answer #1 · answered by Joseph Knecht 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old Mother Hubbard opened her cupboard and lo and behold there was an egg. Unfortunately, due to some dodgy IKEA shelving, the egg rolled out onto the back on a passing wolf. The wolf ran down to the river where the gingerbread man was having a major bust up with the charming prince; and in order to escape confrontation (eggs hate confrontation) the egg dived to the bottom of the river. It just so happened, conveniently (as is often the case in fairy tales) that a beautiful mermaid was passing by, and she claimed the egg as her own. The egg spent many weeks on the shelf (not IKEA this time) in the mermaids little underwater cave, before it passed its sell by date and floated to the top of the river. Meanwhile the owl and the pussycat were catching fish in their pea green boat and they just so happened to catch the egg too. When the owl and the pussycat delivered their fish to the local fishmongers, the egg somehow got mixed up in a package of fish meant for little red riding hood. As the egg saw little red riding hood approaching with her basket he knew he had two choices. (1) go with red and end up lining the bottom of the wolfs stomach (or even worse; grandmas, and she has terrible halitosis) or (2) throw himself into the mercy of the oncoming traffic of the road outside the shop. He decided he'd really had enough of being pushed around by animals and mystical creatures so with one giant leap (okay, maybe more of a small roll) he threw himself out into the streets. Unfortunately, even suicide eluded this poor egg, and the passing roadsweeper carelessly brushed him to the opposite side of the road. It was at this point that the questioner happened to see said egg, and this leads us to this very moment, whereby we are being asked one of life's puzzling questions; why oh why did the egg cross the road.
I hope that helps.
2006-08-09 06:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reading the comment below your question, and your other questions (which noone else seems to have done) I find that you are on the wrong site, you really need a baby nazis site.
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/
includes a youth section. If you really believe such things and are not just being a troll, you could go there and be amongst friends.
No-one is appreciating your presence here.
2006-08-12 10:31:23 · answer #3 · answered by KatyW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It fell off a dairy truck and landed on a mattress on the road and rolled of the mattress so gently it didn't break and then it rolled into the grass.
2006-08-09 06:46:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the egg was in a bad mood and decided to be 'cross' with the road.
2006-08-09 06:47:44 · answer #5 · answered by almightyfredder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same reason y the chicken crossed the road.....
2006-08-09 11:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by Sherif 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it wanted to avoid Sam 'an Ella? x
2006-08-10 14:37:10 · answer #7 · answered by JustineTime 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz the traffic light turned green.
2006-08-09 07:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the green light was on.
2006-08-12 01:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by cmilja m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To fill up at the Shell garage
2006-08-09 07:47:37 · answer #10 · answered by blackrod 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋