Where's Lord Lucan?

Question

I know he's probably dead, but if he's not where do you think he might be?

Answer 1

hes actually living in my shed,but its a secret so don't tell anyone ok lol

Answer 2

He's living in a jungle hut in South America with Adolf Hitler. When they first moved in,Lucan asked Hitler what he'd been doing in the years since the war?

Hitler said: 'I have been planning the Fourth Reich!'
Lucan said: 'How will that be different from the third one?'
Hitler shouted: 'No more Mr Nice Guy!'

Answer 3

I am of the opinion that he is living in the Republic Of Ireland breeding Toucans for the Guinness adverts either that or is somewhere in space pretending to be a Harold Macmillan lookalike.

Answer 4

Working in Tesco's Lewisham.

Answer 5

thanks for a v. interesting question. He is being protected by his friends I think. These rich people are a law unto themselves - in the whole world, somebody knows what happened and are keeping schtum. He is probably in either Africa or South America I would imagine. I will be watching your answers...........

Answer 6

Locked in a room in the royal palace, they poke him for fun and toss scraps to him.

Answer 7

i do not think he is dead the establishment of this country know probably south africa with plastic surgery

Answer 8

Living in my back yard with the racoons.

Answer 9

working in a fish and chip shop in Bolton

Answer 10

Is that the same chip shop that elvis works in ???