2006-08-09 05:53:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nah man, that's the sacred duty of uncles and aunts throughout time. Teach the kid to pick his nose at the dinner table, introduce him slowly to Metallica, tell him that rain is god taking a leak, and absolutely without fail, any time you've looked after the kid and have to give him back, give him a triple chocolate fudge sundae with added caffeine just before you hand the little darling back to his rightful keeper. I recommend the book "Great Lies To Tell Small Children" by Andy Riley, for hours of confusion and fun.
2006-08-09 23:13:45 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think the closest you'll get to hell is if you visit your sister's house when the kid's playing the drums.
2006-08-09 13:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but you don't want to drag children into the middle of grown-up fights. It's not good for them.
By the way, did you and Heron get married yet?
2006-08-09 12:57:53 · answer #3 · answered by Brigid O' Somebody 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The things your sister will do to you, you'll wish you were in hell! =0)
2006-08-10 13:18:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I'm sure you have another reason for going covered real well.
Buying drums, is the least of your problems.
2006-08-09 12:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know you. You did it just so she wouldn't invite you to Thanksgiving Supper. You clever dog you. So what plan have you devised for getting out of Christmas?
2006-08-10 07:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your address? I would like to send her a kazoo.
2006-08-09 20:06:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must have been the 11th commandment.
2006-08-09 13:11:20 · answer #8 · answered by Raymond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...but being the mother of a 3yr old and knowing what he would do...I would think you should....Thank gosh...we aren't related...
2006-08-12 01:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by Bitch 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not if your sister can find someplace hotter....
2006-08-09 18:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋