2006-08-09 05:46:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
You're so ugly, If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China.
You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
2006-08-09 07:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by Bruins Fan 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Your so ugly that NASA send u to space thinking ur an alien
2006-08-09 05:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by uro levu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so ugly you could make a freight train take a dirt road to bypass you.
2006-08-09 05:50:20 · answer #3 · answered by racingcowboy58 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your so ugly the mirror on the wall took a look and said what the F**k
2006-08-09 07:18:18 · answer #4 · answered by sportyscott_28 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your so ugly you went for an Ugly competition but they turned you back saying "No professionals allowed!"
2006-08-09 05:49:50 · answer #5 · answered by X factor 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your so ugly when you took a crap on the toilet, the crap stayed on the toilet but you flush yourself down.
2006-08-09 08:24:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...that the government is making your birthday the official Holloween Day!!!
or
... that everyone wants to dress as you for holloween!!!
2006-08-09 06:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by Chino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Err... Is that your face or your pants just fell down?
2006-08-09 05:52:15 · answer #8 · answered by wildsavio 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that makes me more beautiful than u.
2006-08-09 06:00:01 · answer #9 · answered by Justine H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that you were born backwards and nobody noticed
2006-08-09 10:05:16 · answer #10 · answered by Uma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋