Why did the monkey fall out of the tree because he was dead and why did the chicken fall out of the tree because it was stapled to the monkey I just dont get it, does anyone else?
2006-08-09 05:36:28 · 5 answers · asked by xxalexxx 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here's how i heard it:
why did the bear fall out of the tree?
he was shot
why did the penguin fall out of the tree?
he was stapled to the bear.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
he thot it was a game.
i guess it kinda depends on the kind of person telling it to u, i think it hilarious evertime i hear it
2006-08-09 10:09:12 · answer #1 · answered by Uma 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
that isn't the full joke.
why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ... he was dead
why did the second monkey fall out of the tree.. he was stapled to the first
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree... PREE PRESSURE!
We always called that a 'how tired are you joke' because it's funnyest when you are tired. Also there are additional parts to it, such as
why did the man fall off his bike? .. he was hit by a monkey
why did the squirral fall out of the tree... he was doing monkey impressions
2006-08-09 12:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by lexie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Abstract humor,my dear.Abstract humor.
2006-08-09 12:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kid jokes!
2006-08-09 13:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes its funny as all hell.. thanks i am still laughing
2006-08-09 12:44:59 · answer #5 · answered by Shaggy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋