Rom 6:23 For the wages of sin [is] death;
How are the medical benefits? Do you get dental? Eye care?
Are they OSHA compliant?
2006-08-09 05:29:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I know they don't comply with the Texas Labor Commission.
2006-08-09 05:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by erin7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indeed you do. The 401K of Sin, is Hell.
Your Medical benefits will be taken care of by worms that shall not die. Your dental will be provided by the very gnashing of your teeth. And your eye care *should* have been taken care of before receiving your 401K, but if not, be aware your eyes will be just as able to see in the outer darkness as they were before you were paid.
And, most likely, no, they are not OSHA compliant. It is, however, 666 compliant.
2006-08-09 05:39:54 · answer #2 · answered by seraphim_pwns_u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, your 401k is hell. Not very profitable. Medical benifits are eternal torture, dental is the eternal gnashing of teeth. Eye care is being able to see all those who repented of their sins get to go to heaven and worship Jesus while you rot in hell. No, they are not OSHA compliant, so I wouldn't work for satan anymore, and turn to God, where you get a new body, get to gaze upon and worship Him for eternity, and no need for OSHA because you are in the presence of the most holy God who created everything.
2006-08-09 05:36:53 · answer #3 · answered by Sandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You get a cafeteria plan where you can choose from different options. But the employer is finding very few employees choosing medical, or even 401(k). It's more about the perks.
*grin*
2006-08-09 05:34:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
certain, at the same time as sin entered the international so did lack of existence. all of us could die the first lack of existence for confident. those are the wages(income) for committing unique sin. as long as we are contained in the flesh we are able to all proceed to sin till the day we die. it truly is in straightforward words then that our sinning will end.
2016-11-23 17:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor mr ludd you who seem to know the Bible at least enough to make fun of it. I do truly feel sorry for you. You need to read Revelation 22;18&19. 18--I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: If anyone adds anything to them,God will add to him the plagues described in this book. 19-- And if anyone takes words away from this book of prophecy,God will take away from him his share in the tree of life and i n the holy city, which are described in this book. I do truly feel bad for you .
2006-08-09 05:53:27 · answer #6 · answered by wolfy1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very strict on OSHA guidelines. Hell is in the details, you know.
2006-08-09 05:35:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no 401k, however they will offer you a life insurance plan. don't take it, private insurance is much cheaper.
2006-08-09 05:32:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, hilarious. Keep it up!
2006-08-09 05:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot to ask about vacation and sick time.
2006-08-09 05:38:31 · answer #10 · answered by Allison L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋