1. I would rather live in play land. I'm tired of reality.
2. I want to have an imaginary Skydaddy just like theists. Sounds like fun
3. I want a fairy tale book(the bible) that I can pretend is real
4. I want a fictional character to die for all of my dirt so I wont feel guilty. Just like Christians
5. I want a Skydaddy to tell me he still loves me after I murder someone
2006-08-09 05:22:03 · 47 answers · asked by Black Atheist 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Come to 4th St., Arlington VA, with my brothers and you will see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Yeah, you'll definitely see it after you see my friend COLT. He likes the number 45.
2006-08-09 05:25:21 · answer #1 · answered by digileet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's easy to talk like that when you are not in a serious situation nor have a near-death experience or some really scary situation with no-one there to help u, then I'm sure u'll call out to 'Skydaddy' too.
And I know one day you will be a Christian and be sorry for all this rubbish you've posted on this site!
If you seek Him you will find Him, He loves u enough to forgive u your mistakes.we all need His love and 4givness even if we've not murdered people. Jesus says u can kill a person by calling them 'stupid',so I guess you are a 'murderer' too.Don't knock my 'Skydaddy',He makes a great Dad anyday. :-)
2006-08-11 13:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by unique monique 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's what you do...The first thing you do is stop attempting at humor. You are not good, even at sarcasm, which is one of the easiest formats. Secondly, you set aside your puffed up, self-centered, pretentious, sense of self in favor of a more holistic, humble approach to life. Third, you open yourself to the possibilities: that your not that important, not that smart, not that wise, don't know everything, could probably use some guidelines within which to live, and that spirituality doesn't equal lack of intelligence (actually far from it.) Lastly, read. No really, read. Not the gibberish that even Darwin debunked himself. Not the psuedo-science babble of people who have wasted eons and billions trying to figure out "Why we're here?" Not cynical bafoons that mock anything they don't understand. Not neo-atheists, who actually have no real position, rather than, "All Christians suck, cause...I don't know...they just do..." Traditional atheists had many angles to their spirituality or lack thereof, your just a tripe. You see there are many, many, many more spiritual people around the world besides Christians. Do you hate them all too, or do you save all of your vitriol for the eeeevil, misguided, CHRISTIANS. There are many different angles to spirituality other than your anti-Christian stance. It's called an education, check one out. If you already have, feel yourself very, very, ill-served. Have a nice day. Always here for (maybe I'll even say a prayer for you, after all, I've never known a dying atheist...)
2006-08-09 05:45:09 · answer #3 · answered by The Guru 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meet my friend, Mr. Lobotomy. Then, you must, in no particular order, do the following:
1. Burn every intelligent book you can find
2. Become a hypocrite
3. Disown your friends and family who don't convert with you
4. Become a republican
5. Pretend that our country was founded by Christian men with Christian values, that this is synonymous with democracy and that we must spread these across the world
6. Stop believing that you have the power to change anything in your life and instead pray daily to an invisible being
7. Donate to anti-abortion groups
8. Denounce Evolution
2006-08-09 05:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by skip 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Skydaddy is the meth you are taking. Jesus walks alone in a world unknown. You should make the bible into a comic book for your amazement.
2006-08-09 05:27:35 · answer #5 · answered by animalmother 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give up free thought i think would be the first step. Secondly, start telling eveyone you have found jesus and thirdly, give up all the fun things in life and live your life according to the invisible parent figure that was created thousands of years ago to control the masses. I think that might be the correct path my child. Oh, please dont come knocking on my door either some sunday afternoon asking if i have been saved, i like to watch football.
2006-08-09 05:30:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm agnostic or Reformed Druid (depending on my mood), and even I found this little rant to be a bit over the top.
As much as the religious ranters are annoying with trying to convert people, this is no less annoying, and no less rude and arrogant.
You have no place to complain about their conversion efforts when you behave like this.
2006-08-09 05:31:53 · answer #7 · answered by Kaia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest starting with the book "Mere Christianity" by C. S. Lewis. He was an atheist and became a Christian. I do realize that your question was sarcastic and troll-like, but I still suggest you read the book. If you know it's fake, it certainly won't hurt you. It's an interesting read.
2006-08-09 05:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 Peter 3:18 For Christ died for sins once for all, the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God. He was put to death in the body but made alive by the Spirit,
Romans 5:8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
2 Peter 1:17 For he received honor and glory from God the Father when the voice came to him from the Majestic Glory, saying, "This is my Son, whom I love; with him I am well pleased.
Genesis 4:10 The LORD said, "What have you done? Listen! Your brother's blood cries out to me from the ground.
Genesis 4:11 Now you are under a curse and driven from the ground, which opened its mouth to receive your brother's blood from your hand.
I haven't found anywhere in scripture where God told someone he loved them after they murdered someone.
2006-08-09 05:57:48 · answer #9 · answered by jaimestar64cross 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf? well it duznt sound like u wanna be a christian...thats too bad because our faith is the strongest. i dunno about atheist but it sounds to me by ur 1-5 details that u dont take ur religion to seriously. but then again some atheis dont. wen ur really gonna convert to christian post a serious question unlike ur stupidity to make fun of christianity because ur so jealous. At least we rnt stupid enuf to post an idiotic question like urs and make fun of other religions. If i were u (which im glad im not) i would see the best shrink in town and get my priorities 2gethr. I dont think u would like it if i made dfun of ur religion which I think ive already done. Have fun continuing ur meaningless life u jerk. o and by the way dont come knocking on our door because christianity is for smart ppl that really beleive. its ppl like u that make me vomit in my sleep. God forbid that ur faithi sso horrible but thats how its gonna be. i hope someday god touches ur heart. GOD BLESS and i will pray for you because i think that anyone can change even an incompeteant jerk like you. Have a nice life (the rest of it anyway)
2006-08-09 05:30:13 · answer #10 · answered by hollisterGIRLchills_at_the BEACH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋