A guy owns a parrot. Every time he takes a girl home the parrot says "Somebody's gonna get f*cked tonight".
This obviously puts girls off and they refuse to stay.
Guy goes to the pet shop and asks "Do you have a female parrot that might take my male parrot's mind off my girlfriends"?
Shop owner says " NO. I do have a female owl. That might work"
Guy takes the owl and puts it with the parrot.
That night he takes a girl home. Sure enough parrot says " Somebody's gonna get f*cked tonight"
Owl says " WHOOOOOOOOOO
Parrot says : "Not YOU, you flat faced b*tch"
2006-08-09 05:10:42 · 6 answers · asked by Mr. Mojo Risin 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice even better then my parrot joke
2006-08-09 05:18:58 · answer #1 · answered by chiefslapaho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy owns 2 female parrots who keep saying "Hi! We're pr0stitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
He's irritated by this and seeks counsel from a priest.
The priest says, "Great! get them here. I own 2 male parrots who keep reciting the rosary. I'm sure they'll teach your females some manners"
The guy does that.
When the babes are put in the cage along with the praying males they say the same, "Hi! We're pr0stitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
This makes one of the males say, "Put your beads down Peter. Our prayers have finally been answered"
2006-08-09 13:03:05 · answer #2 · answered by wildsavio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."
2006-08-09 12:32:56 · answer #3 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-08-09 20:26:06 · answer #4 · answered by cashdog137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... that was good! nice one!
2006-08-09 12:22:13 · answer #5 · answered by lucki_charmed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm....well....no i'm not feeling it. sorry.
2006-08-09 12:38:21 · answer #6 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋