one day a cop walks by a store where they had a parrot, when the cop pass by the parrot said hey you ****** nice clothes, the next day the cop walk by again and the parrot says hey there beaner beater,the next time he sayz how u doing dumn ***, and the cop had enough and plugs the parrots *** with bubble gum,a few days pass by and the parrot got fat and sick(due to his plug butt) then one day the cop walks by with his pregnant wife and the parrot says hey asshole did u plug ur wife's *** as well
2006-08-09 04:47:30 · 2 answers · asked by chiefslapaho 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow! Parrot are intelligent creature indeed! Very logical! Hehehehe. LOL! LOL! LOL!
i wonder what would the cop do next?!!! ^_^
(ehehehe..the parrot could have some point if it knew about condoms! You see, they do bubbles..balloons! LOL! maybe, the parrot got other idea of using it! Very intelligent indeed!)
2006-08-09 04:53:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This must be the same parrot!
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious!
She stormed past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said,"Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."
2006-08-09 12:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋