2006-08-09 04:41:46 · 58 answers · asked by Peter McKoy 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Can i come home now?"
2006-08-09 04:45:38 · answer #1 · answered by truebeliever_777 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus wont appear on my bed. His next appearance will be him coming back for the saints.
2006-08-09 04:51:04 · answer #2 · answered by Ginger H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"AAAaaaaa! Oh my God, you startled me!
"Are you really Jesus? Prove it, or I'll call 911."
If he proves it, I'll say to him, "Sorry about the screaming and having you prove your identity. As you know, and of course you do, the world is not a safe place. Please next time make a grand entrance with all the bells and whistles.
"Anyways, thank you for having me born to such a wonderful family. And for giving me a very loving and thoughtful husband. If you don't mind, could you also give me the winning numbers of the next California Super Lotto drawing?"
2006-08-09 05:06:06 · answer #3 · answered by coffeegirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello
2006-08-09 04:45:05 · answer #4 · answered by batmantis1999 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would reach for the phone and call the police if ANY unidentified intruder entered my home. What makes you think that a stranger would automatically represent a mythical figure?
2006-08-09 05:06:25 · answer #5 · answered by SB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seriously doubt I'd be able to say anything to Him, He just appeared from nowhere and looks like an angel, I'd probably be too frightened and awed to say that much.
2006-08-09 04:45:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you Lord Jesus and help me to live a good life that is pleasing in your sight.
2006-08-09 04:46:47 · answer #7 · answered by boselydia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God!
Seriously, I think that would be my initial reaction, and hopefully it would be taken in a good way and not a 'taking the Lord's name in vain' kind of way.
2006-08-09 04:46:59 · answer #8 · answered by julzbaby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would talk to him about my life and ask him all the questions i could think about at that time. Also i would ask him advice on everything i need help with.
2006-08-09 04:47:40 · answer #9 · answered by Josh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say "Get the hell out of my bed, hippy."
PS I wouldn't be praying.
2006-08-09 04:45:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How would you recognize him?
If he was very corporeal, I'd scream and assume he was a rapist. If he was misty, I'd just think he was a ghost come to haunt me or I'd think I'd finally lost it.
2006-08-09 04:52:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋