What should i do? Do you know any good cures that work??????????
2006-08-09 04:07:39 · 27 answers · asked by Lyndsey B 3 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Other - Diseases
First of all, let's not get too jumpy.
Secondly, you type very well for a rabbit.
I would suggest seeing a shrink, or possibly a vet. Maybe a vet psychiatrist? They have those, you know.
Good luck with your hare-raising ordeal!
2006-08-09 04:39:26 · answer #1 · answered by Laurie Jennifer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First: DON'T FREAK OUT!!! You'll only panic yourself.
Second: read Kafka's "Metamorphosis"
(i know he's not a rabbit in that, but go with it.)
Third: Try going back to sleep, maybe you'll reverse yourself.
Fourth: If all else fails: Sepuku. Yes it's grim, but you may be screwed for this one...
2006-08-09 04:19:17 · answer #2 · answered by Rose 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not as bad as Philip Roth who woke up one morning and had turned into a breast !
2006-08-09 04:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by Patchouli Pammy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think you have problems? Try reading the Kafka story about a guy who turned into a spider.
2006-08-09 04:13:23 · answer #4 · answered by Nothing to say? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop watching bugs bunny,and stay away from carrots.
Ihope u are able to read this rabbit.
2006-08-09 04:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by chattomebuddy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take 2 aspirin, a large carrot juice and call me in the morning.
...and quit smoking bananas
2006-08-09 04:13:55 · answer #6 · answered by Chief BaggageSmasher 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find a magician to turn you back or a black hat, what where you in the first place??? can rabbits type??
2006-08-10 03:12:31 · answer #7 · answered by Jay W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are in a pickle.......perhaps you should play an Anthrax record backwards whilst reciting the lords prayer to try and undo this evil curse.
2006-08-09 04:12:30 · answer #8 · answered by badgerbeetle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Breed like a rabbit does that mean you are *****
2006-08-09 04:26:36 · answer #9 · answered by Joe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it had been an insect, then you could have checked out Kafka's metamorphosis... and now James Stewart is dead, you can't even go and bother him.....
2006-08-09 04:26:29 · answer #10 · answered by eriverpipe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋