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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS


When you take a long time, you're slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your
authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of ettiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you please your boss, you're ****-creeping.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

2006-08-09 03:58:20 · 4 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

you can always choose to be a boss too. if you dont than that is a bigger joke. because you choose to remain a worker.

2006-08-09 04:07:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Facts of a employee and employer relation

2006-08-09 11:59:51 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

I enjoy being a boss!!

2006-08-09 11:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by X factor 2 · 0 0

I never thought of it that way.

2006-08-09 11:25:39 · answer #4 · answered by Redbuddafly 2 · 0 0

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