its really crafty ....... hav a look ...?

Question

The Boss asked for a letter describing Bob Smith:

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.

A memo was soon sent following the letter:
That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines (1, 3, 5, etc)go^ n read

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hey peepz just go up again n read the odd lines ... line no 1, 3,5,7 so on .... it makes perfect sense .. how come u dont get it ..

goood ... so finally u got it ..

ok as one of u suggested ... im going to no. it ...wait a while .. i know now it'll b no use i shld have done that b4 but still..

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1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

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stevie ... u really crafty ..........lol ;)

Answer 1

That 's pretty good, a
A really neat way to describe a
Jerk, such as
the people you mention.....
you should be proud,
to come up with it ,
with no brains,
these people continue
to just live ..

Answer 2

HAHAHA that is really funny!!! It's kool how all together, it's a recommendation letter for Bob, skipping a line each time makes it a demeaning letter about Bob.

Answer 3

If I were the boss, I would want to know why Bob's manager hadn't already gotten rid of him! Poor Bob.

Answer 4

I get it, but it would have been easier if you would have numbered the points in the memo.

Nevermind, the guy who said to read it on the answer page was right...it looks different.

Answer 5

Wonder why some will never get a joke? They should stick to the toddlers section.

Answer 6

That's cool- you know- I have a Robert Smith where I work too! Tehehe

Answer 7

lol dam bob that mess up

Answer 8

That is funny, though I don't think it actually happened.

Answer 9

Ha ha good one

Answer 10

it's funny when you read it on the answering page.