Good joke about the pres.?

Question

A man died and went to heaven. When he got to the Golden Gates he saw a lot of clocks. He asked one of the angels what were they for. The angel replied that everytime you lie the clock turns one minute. He said that Abraham Lincolns clock has only went around twice and Sister Mary's hasnt been around at all. The man who died said where's pres. Bush's clock. and the angel replied "its in Jesus' office, he's keeping it as a ceiling fan.

You get it? Bush lies so much that his clock goes around so fast it can be a cieling fan?

i know you get but i just wanted to make sure coz when i tell that joke to my friends theyre like i dont get it.

Answer 1

ok

President Bush walks into a toy store to buy his nephew a hot rod shaped kiddie bed for his birthday.
The salesperson asks him if he has ever bought quality children's furniture before.
President Bush replies that this is indeed his first time making such a purchase.
Suddenly, a blond bombshell of a young woman in a red miniskirt walks into the store and asks the salesperson if there are any hot rod shaped kiddie beds in stock.
He replies he only has one left at the moment.
President Bush, being the gentleman he is, steps back and implores the woman to purchase it instead of him.
And..who may I ask, is the bed for...Your son? dubya asks her.
No. She says. It's for me, big boy...and aren't you President Bush?
Why, yes I am.
And now..may I ask you for another favor sir..?...She continues.
uhh..SURE! he says
Would you like to............
They were all instantly killed as an out-of-control car crashed into the store.

Answer 2

I even got it before you explained it! Yes it is funny

Answer 3

I get it, most everybody on here aint stupid, despite what they all say. BTW..... It was funny, I really loved it.

Answer 4

Yeah,we get it.
(you should never tell a joke you feel you have to explain.)

Answer 5

ya that was funny, but for real we understood.

Answer 6

i like it.