the funniest one gets 10 points !!! only tolerant people with sense of humor can answer?

Question

if you cannot tolerate then please dont read further

if god puts a condition that to enter heaven the ghost of johnny cochran would have to judge a case filed by all muslims and the pigs against george bush.

what do you think wold be the verdict and why

Answer 1

If the suicide bomber's self contained strapped on dynamite vest with the remote trigger doesn't fit, you must acquit.

Answer 2

Mrs. Fenton, our company is considering banning your family from ever
shopping in Wal-Mart stores unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offenses over the past few months all verified by
our surveillance cameras while he was shopping with you.
Re: Mr. Bill Fenton - Complaints - 15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done
while his spouse is shopping:
June 15: Took 24 boxes of c o n d o m s and randomly put them in
people's
carts when they weren't looking.
July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in house-wares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
rooms.
July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in house-wares.....and watched what happened.
August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on
lay away.
September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.
September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry
and asks Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
and picked his nose.
November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the
clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
"Mission Impossible" theme.
December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
yelled PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices
again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)
December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a
while; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Answer 3

2 points

Answer 4

~Well there are no animals in heaven so the pigs would not get in, the people against Bush would get in because they can see that killing innocent people is wrong, and the muslims would get in because they are peaceful people with a loving religion. (accept for the extreemests who, like the crusaders centuries ago, would not be allowed in)

Answer 5

This is really a hard one for me. I am Muslim and I vote. And I thought all pigs were for Boy George.

Answer 6

What do you mean, all muslims and pigs came TOGETHER at one side to file a case against G.W.

Answer 7

well since he could get oj simpson off i would pretty much be able too get anyone off hell he's better at getting people off then a 5 cent whore so everyone would be innocent and always go too heaven...geeze just what we needed more people in heaven..i hope its a lot bigger than that

Answer 8

Justifiable Homicide, because both groups are killing each other off but each is provoked by the other's intolerance!

Answer 9

Hey Gay! Bastard! Rascal! Scounderell
U should respect all religions.
I want to ask whether ur mom is alone at home,particularly at night

Answer 10

I think they would make him eat a bag of pretzels. Hey the last one almost did him in and how much is a bag of pretzels won't cost anyone anything? It's a win win situation.

Answer 11

JOHNNY WANTS TO REMAIN IN HEAVEN, THEREFORE HE WOULD FIND GEORGE BUSH, NOT GUILTY.

WHY: THOU SHALL NOT WORSHIP FALSE GODS