could do with a laugh and a bit of a giggle, anyone got any funny stories or jokes?
2006-08-09 01:01:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are so beautiful
2006-08-09 01:07:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on it's not that bad. Cheer up! Think of all those worse off than you? People in refugee camps. People in Beirut, the starving millions around the globe. The world is still spinning is't it? I mean I know about global warming, the ice caps melting, the next ice age impending, then ofcourse there is the energy crisis and the collapse of moral values and....I dont feel very well either.....oh God I'm so DEPRESSED. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
2006-08-09 04:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by Mick H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
[French joke]
A new couple go out, and end up in bed. Its a fantastic night. In the morning, they wake up slowly, and feel great. The man turns to the woman ans asks, "how are you this morning?". He adds, "I had a superb time last night. Is there anything I can get you?". The woman smiles and says, "I'm hungry my love. Would you pop down to the bakers for me, please?". The mans asks, " what would you like to eat?", and the woman replies, "As many croissants as the number of times we made love last night!".
The man dresses, and goes out to the bakers. He says "hello" and smiling, asks for five croissants. As the assistant is getting the order, the man says, "no, make that four croissants and a pain au chocolat".
Has that cheered you up?
2006-08-09 01:21:42 · answer #3 · answered by David R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old man went into confession and told the priest:
"Father, I'm 81 years old, married, with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Twice."
"I see," said the priest. "When was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never, Father", replied the old man, "I'm Jewish".
"So why are you telling ME all that?!" asked the priest.
"Well," answered the man, "I'm telling everybody!"
Laugh or giggle?
2006-08-09 01:23:02 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm.....how but trying asking friends stories and hey i got one thing (not story).how would you ever take a pig out of sty without being carried?ans:just take a rope tie it with a tree then ask your friends to pull the tree you can relax!
2006-08-09 02:38:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you go to dvz _ 33 @ yahoo. com I will send you a bunch of jokes.
My friend has a web page and he is always sending me jokes.
Have a good day.
dvz - 33 @ yahoo . com
2006-08-09 01:09:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke u may like----teacher---tell me how many cows are standing there?
one student--total eight
how could u count so fast?
student--it was very simple,icounted first there legs & then divided it by four.
2006-08-09 01:19:55 · answer #7 · answered by harvinderdevgan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know lets sell a house together take some profits and go for dinner then clubbing.
2006-08-09 01:09:50 · answer #8 · answered by uofsmike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure
have a chat mith me
rac889@hotmail.co.uk - msn
rac889@yahoo.co.uk - email
2006-08-09 05:01:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is long and soft and hangs in front of an asshole?
george bush's tie.
2006-08-09 04:18:21 · answer #10 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at mirror say how beautiful i'm.
2006-08-09 01:23:45 · answer #11 · answered by Fishi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋