As he sees his new date across the road, a dog dumps right in front of him. The guy panics and drops his baseball cap on the turd. "What's under the hat?" She asks as she arrived. "Er, oh- Just most beautiful bird, tropical I think. I can't show you, he'll get away" "Ooh, I must see it. I'll hold your hat and when I count to three, you grab it, okay?" "Well-" "Come on, you can do it. Ready? One- two-three". She pulls up the hat and the guy makes a grab. "Did you catch it?" The guy opens his hand. "No- But I didn't half scare it".
2006-08-09
00:30:20
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