Isn't Satan just God backwards? Play it all backwards and Satan saves us from the tortures created by God?
And backwards all sin becomes blessed, and vice versa?
And murderers, backwards, become miracle workers for bringing the dead to life?
And the Virgin Mary, backwards, becomes the devil herself, for sucking Christ into her womb?
Think about it!
2006-08-09 00:13:14 · 9 answers · asked by overseas and broke 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Reversing time is merely rewinding it.... It does not affect other essence such as Good and evil for this concepts are absolute!
But I think you meant this to be a joke...Funny!
2006-08-09 00:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well don't think about it too hard because if anything, time will move forward faster, but never in reverse.
What is it you're trying to accomplish with this?
There is no "undo" in the world. I have tried and tried pressing Control + z and it doesn't work!
2006-08-09 07:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by Steffi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No satan backwards is natas.
Your whole concept is flawed somewhat.
Write again when you have thought it through.
2006-08-09 07:18:53 · answer #3 · answered by battersplat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was Just Awesome. That sounds like something I would've come up with after hitting the bong!
2006-08-09 07:19:58 · answer #4 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you only get that effect in Country/Western music.
You know, you get your truck back, your girlfriend back, your dog back....
The rest of your supposition would only come about by reversing morality, not time.
2006-08-09 07:26:54 · answer #5 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reversing time does not change people it will only replay their actions over again.
2006-08-09 07:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by williamzo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the best laugh I have had all day
I mean that is meant to be funny because its too ridiculous to possibly be serious...
2006-08-09 07:30:11 · answer #7 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CAN WE REWIND TIME AND EVENTS .. NO ..
ONLY GOD CAN ..
THEN YOU ARE RIGHT . IF GOD WISHED THEN SATAN WILL BE A PROPHET .. IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE FOR GOD ..
2006-08-09 07:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by u&me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone once told me there were no stupid questions........
but some of them come close
2006-08-09 07:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by kenny p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋