2006-08-08 23:15:54 · 30 answers · asked by overseas and broke 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There's this broad, about 15 years older than me, pretty nice body, but she's obsessed with Jesus and she won't have sex with me unless I go to church with her. She doesn't even care if I sleep with hookers as long as I go to church with her. I know because it happened. Then I stopped going to church, and the sex stopped, but now she's promising as long as I go to church with her it will be just like nothing ever happened and it's seems like she's promising sex in return for me pretending to be Christian.
2006-08-08 23:17:58 · update #1
It's not just an hour or two on Sunday, it's an all-Sunday ordeal with a 1-hour commute both ways. I've determined the sex is just not worth a whole Sunday of torture. I gave her my ultimatum - no church. And she gave me hers - no church = no sex.
I didn't start going just for sex (although that was part of it). I really tried to believe in Jesus but I just couldn't. Besides, I can get it elsewhere and have sex all Sunday, I think.
2006-08-08 23:25:22 · update #2
No, I'm not kidding. Worse yet, she came over to my house and cooked breakfast for me (no sex this time, unless I promised to go to church). She had the door wide open, standing there in her panties cooking breakfast as the neighbors are passing by (in my apartment buildling), and calling out angrily to my neighbors to help pray for me because I'm "Satan's Son." I was extremely embarrassed and kept trying to get her to shush which just made more of a scene.
2006-08-09 00:06:02 · update #3
Christ gets bad name decause of perverts like you.
2006-08-08 23:21:59 · answer #1 · answered by J.SWAMY I ఇ జ స్వామి 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL are you serious!!
"Actions are based on intentions and you will be judged based on what you intended." (Last Prophet of God)
So if your intention was to go to church so you can get laid well that is a useless action. You are trying to do good without the correct intention, which should be to please God, not your desires. The women is obviously into that and if you are trying to find a marriage type she is not it.
Well you are Christian so in order for any of your good deeds to be accepted you have to have correct belief in God. Meaning you have to believe in God being one and sending down messengers like Jesus, Moses, Muhammad, etc... Since you don't well all your actions are in vain. I just wanted to give you idea of what Islam says about your weird situation.
2006-08-09 06:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by EnlightME 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christianity at its finest! Well, is the girl worth tolerating church every Sunday? Sounds pretty pathetic, but I've heard worse.
2006-08-09 06:21:10 · answer #3 · answered by Zombie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhh... Kinda like an oxymoron... She offers sex to worship a God who says NO SEX til marrige... hmmmm... somethings wrong here... How Crazy bout Church was she again?
2006-08-09 06:24:14 · answer #4 · answered by Akwat'k Ink 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is EXTREMELY wrong!!! It sounds like a "spirit" that is trying to corrupt that girl or even the church itself. Help in this situation and do not "participate" in these wrong actions.
2006-08-09 06:20:45 · answer #5 · answered by buffynbtvs2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is amazing how Pu$$y rules, huh?
As long as you are willing to do anything for it, then she is going to continue to control you. It is just the way it is.
Are you really bothered by this all??
Do it until something else comes along, and when it does, practice some voodoo or something on her front lawn.
2006-08-09 06:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by Fitchurg Girl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. Kick her to the curb. She is using "god" as a manipulation to use you as a sex toy. Why have you put up with this for so long?
Change your locks, and get a restraining order if you have to! She is nuts!
2006-08-09 07:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you are making this up if not she must be a Unitarian or member of the United church of christ.
She's no Christian, you know it and she knows it. Dump her and find someone better.
2006-08-09 06:22:20 · answer #8 · answered by N3WJL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, it sounds like a win, win situation to me.
she gets to show you off on sunday...you get the booty the rest of the week, whats the problem. LOL
2006-08-09 06:22:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave her. a woman who uses sex as leverage isn't worth going out with. besides, if you don't believe in god, church is just a wasted 45min. is that worth sex with her?
2006-08-09 06:22:32 · answer #10 · answered by Aleks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋