What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said in your sleep?

Question

I had a sleeping roommate who said how much she loved butter. My sleeping husband once asked me if there were boards in the attic. I asked this before, but I only got one very illiterate answer.

Answer 1

Well my husband talks in his sleep all the time. Sometimes he still thinks he is at work and is telling me to go get him his tools. But one I will never forget is when he said " You dont know what Jesus had at the last supper he could of has tacos. " I still laugh about that every time I think about it.

Answer 2

Oh wow don't even know were to start, my family is big on sleep talking. One night I woke my self us yellin at my teen son to HURRY Turn me over! only thing I could think of was my son helped me in and out of bed after my knee surgery I could not move my left leg at all but this was a year before. Same son in a hotel one night started screaming as loud as he could "MUSTARD MUSTARD MUSTARD" he won't eat mustard never has.
This is not sleep talking but have to tell it cause I still laugh*****
one night we were all in bed and my hubby hear something that sounded like someone coming through t the back door, he has baseball batts every where so he graped one and when down stairs, he got to the back door and there was aq little figure on the ground right by our truck tire hubby yells and my teen son (this is 2am) stands up holding his ant farm he said OH you want to help me find ants, he never even remembered the next morning. I was told that when I was 9 I sleep walked out of bed bite my dog on the head and when right back to bed, Don't remember it

Answer 3

My mom used to always ask me multiplication tables when I was a kid. I mean always. Well I was having this dream that my mom came into my room, and in reality she did, but in my dream she started asking my 9 x 9, and 6x6 so I was saying 81, 36, stuff like that. Then my mom woke me up obviously wanting to know why I was spouting out numbers in my sleep. So I could say that I could do my times tables in my sleep.

Answer 4

The first time I was pregnant, I talked a lot in my sleep for some reason, and one night my husband said I just kept saying "Luke, I am your father" like Darth Vader from "Star Wars" - over and over. I have no idea why.

Answer 5

I rolled over and stuck my nude but in the air, And my wife said I told her to check out the full moon! I don't remember doing it to this day and I don't think I did it, but she sure has a grand old time telling it at parties.

Answer 6

My friend told me that I was yelling about the place where we both worked.-Loaves and Fishes, a dining room that feeds the homeless. I worked in the "bag check area", which meant I watched our generally angry, impatient guest's things while they went into the dining room to eat. So she told me that one night, she heard me yelling something about not touching the bags in my sleep.

Answer 7

My husband said that I had an entire phone conversation. I even said "well, girl, I guess I better let you go, I'm about to watch this movie." Hilarious.

Answer 8

According to my mom when I was young I asked started shouting at her from my room. I think I said "Don't let the English rolls( as in bread) get me"

Weird I know but what can I say..............

Answer 9

Hmmm...funniest,haha...when my sis asks me for money to go to sch,I said "the redroses are 80 cents each,pink ones 60 cents each....and green ones $1.30.." my sistee was rolling on the floor. when i got up,I saw a letter.in it,she said what I said in my sleep....hehehe

Answer 10

Well....I don't speak while sleeping but yes once I heard my brother yelling in sleep that with one fist he can break 3 teeth .