2006-08-08 20:54:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
wow, your girlfriend needs to get rid of your shady azz soon!
2006-08-08 20:57:27 · answer #1 · answered by SuperGirls™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want to sneak out? Shame on you! There are many ways to do so. Just make sure you are very quiet and make sure she's asleep. Maybe by the time you get done playing on yahoo answers she'll be fast asleep.
2006-08-09 04:25:33 · answer #2 · answered by allyson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the joke about the guys who complains in a bar that his wife always busts his balls when he comes home drunk, and that no matter how quite he is sneaking back in, she always catches him and busts his balls some more. The bartender tells him his approach is all wrong, and states: "When I come home drunk, I just screech my tires on the way into the driveway, hit the garage door opener, slam the door open and shut, scream HEY I'M HOME HONEY Wanna F.***??? And my wife is always fast asleep."
2006-08-09 04:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When someone is sleeping they go through different stages of sleep. Some deeper and some not so deep. These cycles repeat through out the night, so you could time sleep cycles so you could sneak out and in during deep sleep.
2006-08-09 04:38:43 · answer #4 · answered by alsilver007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's your girlfriend’s email address? I'll ask her how you can sneak out without waking her up. Or maybe I’ll just send her the link to this question, asshole.
2006-08-09 04:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by zaradulce02 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow up or break up. Either way you're not in the right head space to be in the place you're in. Let that woman go find a man she can trust, or else become the man that she deserves. But this is doomed for failure with the attitude you're exhibiting.
Peace.
2006-08-09 04:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by Polly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always found going through the garage, opening the door just enough to crawl under it worked well. If you get caught, you just say you were trying to turn on the light and accidentally hit the switch.
2006-08-09 03:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't it usually sneaking into her parents house without them hearing? I'll tell you only if its to get her a surprise...
2006-08-09 03:57:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are tryin to sneak out without being caught,then you must be up to no good.
2006-08-09 03:59:51 · answer #9 · answered by T.Mack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call her on her cell phone while you are doing the crime. She will be too busy talking to hear the sounds you might make. Better yet, get a new gig!
2006-08-09 04:36:55 · answer #10 · answered by kit_roamer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shoot her, or smack her in the head with a blunt object. Try saying you have diarreah(I don't know how to spell that) and lock the bathroom door and crawl out a window. But seriously, shoot her
2006-08-09 03:58:41 · answer #11 · answered by Chef BoyRD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋