1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
Also, in case this doesn't apply to you now, keep it..........someday it will
2006-08-08 20:30:37 · 5 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
48 and getting there. Cute. Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there's no fire in the furnace. Right?
2006-08-08 21:16:16 · answer #1 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
watch if you can stay awake
2006-08-09 05:36:08 · answer #2 · answered by mike L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you get old in the hips, you get young with the lips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-09 05:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by shirley e 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks for the tips ♥
2006-08-08 20:42:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the warning!
2006-08-08 20:44:10 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋