Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral.
"Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls Royce," the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.
Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest," the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.
"Wait sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone I learned that you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?"
The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Rolls Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
2006-08-08 20:29:22 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and thats how a millionair becomes a millionaire :)
2006-08-08 20:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Cute...actually I don't think I ever heard that one...thanks for bringing a grin to my face...
2006-08-08 20:33:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep it is an oldie alright.
2006-08-08 20:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old one but great one
2006-08-08 20:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by topgun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
frugal humor, lolololol
2006-08-08 21:27:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-08 20:38:43 · answer #6 · answered by Tedi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A definite Winner. Thanks!
2006-08-08 20:55:54 · answer #7 · answered by Leah S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2006-08-08 21:25:52 · answer #8 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋