A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night, with the tip of her index finger blown off. "How did this happen?", the doctor asked her.
"Well," the blonde replied, "I was depressed, and I was trying to commit suicide!" The doctor scratched his head. "What? You tried to commit suicide by shooting your FINGER off??"
"No, silly!" the blonde sighed. "First, I put the gun to my chest. Then I thought, boy, I just paid $5,000 for these breast implants, I'm not gonna shoot myself in the chest."
"Then I put the gun in my mouth. But I thought, huh, I just paid $2,500 to get my teeth straightened, no way, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Well, then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought, gee, this is going to make an awful loud noise! So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
2006-08-08 20:15:15 · 18 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I luv it. If only I could now remember it. Arent blonde jokes meant to be one liners so that men can remember them? Lol.
2006-08-08 20:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
You reminded me of my old lady joke... She goes to the doctor and asks him where is her heart located.. See she wanted to commit suicide, and wanted to get a clear shot in the heart. The doc says routinely that the heart is located three fingers down from the nipple of her breast...
The next day the lady is brought to the ER for a gun shot wound in her knee... (think long saggy used to be boobs)
2006-08-09 03:23:49 · answer #2 · answered by Pivoine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was walking down the isle of an airplane to the bathroom. On the way she passed a door with a sign on it that said, "EXIT"---so she did.
2006-08-09 03:26:05 · answer #3 · answered by EMAILSKIP 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch lol no brain and almost lost a finger go figure lol â¥
2006-08-09 03:22:13 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most blonds are brunets if you know where to look
2006-08-10 18:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simply out of this world..
2006-08-09 03:19:57 · answer #6 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...sometimes they're smart...:)
thanks for the jokes...:)
2006-08-09 03:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
blonds are not stupid. im blond and i have a 4.0 grade average
2006-08-09 04:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by colio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! not as good as the spanish computer though!
2006-08-09 11:44:50 · answer #9 · answered by Leilei 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol tat's typical blonde..
2006-08-09 03:21:54 · answer #10 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋