2006-08-08 19:39:45 · 22 answers · asked by luv2bawitch 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Go to www.satanism.net!
2006-08-09 10:01:47 · answer #1 · answered by gargoyle222 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is impossible sorry. Satan simply means adversary and comes from the Hebrew word sathan. It is not a literal character although many believe otherwise. Instead of wasting your time trying to be a disciple of something that doesn't exist why not spend your time learning something in this life.
2006-08-08 19:47:49 · answer #2 · answered by malisimo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join Church of Satan...but then you'd just be an imaginary disciple of Satan because they don't believe he is a real being.
2006-08-08 19:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by laetusatheos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just deny Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost and you're on your way. But......here is the beauty, Heavenly Father has given all his children protection to a certain extent. If you have never had the opportunity to really accept Jesus Christ and his church then there is hope for you, then again if you are one of those truly wicked souls then you wouldn't accept him anyway. It's really up to you and the choices you make and if that's really what you want. If you are bad and wicked then that's the beginning. If you follow that path you could get to the point of no return. Anyway.... it's your choice. I hope you choose light.......you will be much happier.
2006-08-08 19:50:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to have send in a portfolio of professionally taken photos and video of yourself looking your most charming, deceptive, etc. Fill out a lengthy multiple choice test, write an essay, and provide examples of malicious deeds you've performed. It's kind of like the SATs combined with a modeling resume. It's very competetive, like getting into an Ivy League school.
2006-08-08 19:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by February Rain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but by your icon you have the wrong idea of whitches and pagaism. they do not belive in Satan nor do they worship him.
Find your self a group of satanist. just look for those that wear their symbols upside down from whitches,pagans and Christians and you may have found your religion. hope you enjoy pain and humilation.
2006-08-08 19:49:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think about hatred all day. Do everything you can to be angry and miserable.
*That* my friend is Hell.
But my guess is that you're just trying to get a rise out of Christians with this question. If that's the case, you're already pretty miserable, so you are well on your way.
2006-08-08 19:52:18 · answer #7 · answered by Bad Buddhist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you asking this question? Are you serious about this? I'm not Satanic, so I don't know anything about becoming a desciple, sorry.
2006-08-08 19:43:55 · answer #8 · answered by Weezil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is sick. don't become a child of satan. it's just like throwing your life away.
2006-08-08 20:50:06 · answer #9 · answered by -The Best ;) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you already are if you have not given your life to jesus christ and are living for him its either jesus or satan and in the end jesus is the only way to heaven satan will loose!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-08 19:51:09 · answer #10 · answered by cowgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋