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2006-08-08 18:15:17 · 22 answers · asked by HEY boo boo 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

we have stuff from old king tut and the romans coulden we have a shoe or something

2006-08-08 18:30:35 · update #1

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oh i'm a little short on cash right now& i don't need sandals,but if u sell them,i'll give u 5$
deal?
;)

2006-08-09 17:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Frozen.Flame 3 · 0 0

That's a typical religious con-trick question. Getting a feel to dupe someone out of money later are we? Let's use religion to con the public once again for money. Why can't you religious con-artists just get it through your thick skulls once and for all, that God, Jesus, the Bible, you name it are all man-made fakes.

The Bible is just a man-made play script, with several actors God, Devil, Jesus, Satan, Adam, Eve etc, and of course some intriguing imaginary places like Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo.

I certainly don’t believe in the Bible and I doubt any reasonably intelligent person would either. However, if you view the Bible as a man-made play script, with several actors God, Devil, Jesus, Satan, Adam, Eve, Noah, and so on, then you can certainly start to see a clever interwoven plot, that the audience is unaware of. It’s really just a drama thriller with clever twists.

You see, if you seriously think about it in an unbiased manner, then clearly the actor God in the Bible could really be the Devil, and the audience (religious believers) are being sucked into being the bad guys, who then use religion to get everyone fighting each other.

On the other hand, the more intelligent audience (Atheists) spot the plot and try their best to teach believers that this is just nonsense, stop getting sucked in.

Sam has a lunatic in his head, but God tries to cure him with another religious Bible con-trick. For far too long we have been inundated with religious preachers knocking on doors, screaming on street corners, babbling in church, and worst of all, using TV to ram their beliefs down our throats and those of our children. Prophets or profits? I think the answer is obvious. Hands raised upwards, then into the pockets, let’s give money money money.

A little old lady comes on stage, push her forehead, she falls over and low and behold, she’s cured of her mental and physical woes. Hands raised again, yep you’re on to it, let’s give more money money money. Check out the preachers shiny white teeth as they count their gold.

Here’s the truth. Sam has a lunatic in his head, crippled legs, done his bit for the country, but Sam manages to come on stage smiling, gets pushed over, falls flat on his rear end and he’s still got a lunatic in his head, and he’s still a cripple. Guess what, no money money money. That’s the real truth. All of the magic cures are just fake stage plays, and they do it for money, money, money.

If you want to make some money, go earn it by honest means. Work in a shoe shop or something if that rips your undies. Leave decent people out of your religious con-tricks.

2006-08-08 18:18:47 · answer #2 · answered by Brenda's World 4 · 0 0

HAHAAA YEA!!! i offered them and my sister substitute into like, omg, to procure jesus sandals. yet while she tried them on, she have been given 2 pairs too! they're remarkable :D i admire my jesus sandals

2016-11-04 04:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by saturnio 4 · 0 0

Why? Do you have a pair? Have you tried selling them on E-Bay?? I'm sure there must be someone stupid enough to pay for a handful of dust. Especially if you print up some good "documents of authenticity". lol

2006-08-08 18:25:57 · answer #4 · answered by michael s 3 · 0 0

Nothing, because it would be hard if not impossible to prove that Jesus owned them. Hell, they have a hard time proving that Jesus ever really existed, let alone a pair of sandles that he owned.

2006-08-08 18:20:56 · answer #5 · answered by s_bodhi 3 · 0 0

Jesus Chris I would consider, Jesus Rodriques I dont think so

2006-08-08 18:20:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A million Doallars - Because I know that I could re-sell it to a Christian for 100 Million ! *smart ya?*

2006-08-08 18:23:26 · answer #7 · answered by R G 5 · 0 0

he paid the price for our sins on the cross. He lives in us. there is nothing great with his sandals. He came to SERVE not to be SERVED.

2006-08-08 18:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nothing. They are earthly and probably dust in the wind by now.

2006-08-08 18:18:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know, I'd have to take them for a test drive on the lake first.

2006-08-08 18:23:13 · answer #10 · answered by Silvax 3 · 0 0

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