If A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam, walk into a bar...?

Question

What happens, and how many come out alive?

Answer 1

None walk out alive, the bar is in Lebanon and the priest and rabbi are really bad undercover agents and are killed by Hezbollah instantly upon walking in the bar. The Imam is killed seconds later when an Israeli missile destroys the bar after communications with it's rabbi-agent is cut off. And it's not really a bar because booze is outlawed in Muslim theocracies, it's actually the headquarters for Hezbollah and Israel just won that war!

Answer 2

Well, there's a robbery and all three are forced to strip naked and walk outside before the robbers go away. The priest and the imam cover their genitals because they are ashamed but the rabbi covers his face instead and leaves his genetals exposed. After it's all over they ask the rabbi why he didn't cover his privates and he replies, "Well, I don't know about the two of you...but in my congregation it's my FACE that people would recognize!"

Answer 3

well i would say the priest and the rabbi fell to the ground, and woke up sometime later with a big head ach. from running into the wall. i dont know what the ***** a imam is.

Answer 4

lame question my friend, a rabbi and an imam does not drink so they will not go into a bar. as for the priest, depends if he is a catholic then the bar will have to be a gay bar. hahahah!!!

Answer 5

As far as Imam concerned he will never walk into a bar, bcs. he is a representative for other muslims, he is like a leader, he is like a hero and all muslims follows his actions. He himself never dare to walk into a bar. Bcs. if the leader forget his path then the followers will forget his past, and he no longer will be a leader for any community.

Answer 6

The imam is an impostor. They rabbi and the priest would ply him with theological questions until he confesses all.

Answer 7

The priest tells the bar gentle, "hiya, I could pay attention Confessions in 0.5 an hour, and that i do no longer prefer my parishioners smelling booze on my breath. i'm going to easily have a vodka and Coke. close your eyes on an identical time as I drink it, and if each and every guy or woman asks, tell them you haven't any longer considered me." The rabbi nods his head, "an spectacular theory, my chum. I could be at shul in fifteen minutes. Bartender, i'm going to have the comparable as my chum right here, and if somebody could ask, you are able to say you haven't any longer considered me." The bartender says, "useful element, adult adult males. And for you?" The imam says, "provide me a double Scotch on the rocks." The bartender's eyes get huge, and he says, "i presumed Muslims weren't allowed to drink alcohol. are not you afraid somebody will snitch on you?" The imam seems on the priest and the rabbi and says, "who's right here to tattle on me?"

Answer 8

They'll first get em'selves drunk and then argue over which religion's the best. No one would come out alive for sure.

Answer 9

all will come out alive because nothing happens. They are all men of God and they wouldn't do anything to harm each other.

Answer 10

None come out alive.