2006-08-08 17:50:37 · 11 answers · asked by lati30 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
This old couple were dancing at the Single Seniors club, and she hauls off and smacks him, then someone hears her say, "You dirty minded old fool, I said I have acute angina"!
2006-08-08 17:55:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to deliver newspapers to a retirement home. I'd park my bike in the rear-breezeway next to the kitchen, and then deliver the papers. This was in the early 80s, when boys delivering newspapers on bicycles was not so rare.
The routine was to open the door, and toss the newspaper in. Some of the people (obviously) were lonely, and looked forward to a proxy-grandchild. It was not uncommon to get rooked into a 30 minute conversation for me.
I opened the door on one of my customers once, while she was putting on her bra.
ACK!
We never mentioned it. I was only 13. I'd seen breasts before, but not on an old woman. I'm still haunted.
Another time, I figured I'd check the place out. I finally found a sign that said "exit" so I opened it, and was greeted by blaring alarms. They stopped when I closed the door. Good thing, cos they were plenty loud. When half the people are deaf, alarms need to be loud.
There were quite a few chuckles coming from the kitchen when I got on my bike to leave that day.
2006-08-09 00:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by © 2007. Sammy Z. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time my grandma was warming up some tortillas in the microwave for my grandpa and the microwave is on a little shelf above the trash can and when she took the tortillas out the top one fell in the trash can so she looked around to make sure no one saw and put it right back on top of the pile! LoL! I suppose that could happen to anyone but it was funnier because it was my grandma and grandpa...
2006-08-09 00:56:38 · answer #3 · answered by Gorgeous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother is 83 and she had a stroke in March. She was in a Rehab/Nursing Home for a while. She was just staying alone in her room so I told her to take part in some of the things that they have listed on the activities sheets. She went and got her nails done and she never had them done before. They had some teenage volunteers doing the nails and they did hers in a hot red color and put playboy bunny decals on them.
2006-08-09 00:56:35 · answer #4 · answered by New York Mama 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I work in a nursing home. Just yesterday, as I was heading into my office, I noticed that one of our residents was going into the office across the hall. Knowing that she was probably lost, I followed her in and stopped her just as she was about to pull down her pants. She whispered to me, "I have to go to the bathroom." It took a little convincing on my part to get her to understand that this was not a nice looking bathroom, but she finally understood and I walked her to a real bathroom. The owner of the office was most appreciative.
2006-08-09 01:02:04 · answer #5 · answered by Christie K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, boy. Okay, me and my friend Courtney were at the grocery store with her 82 year old gramma. We get to the register, and the guy announces over a loudspeaker "pricecheck on tampax"... and her gramma took the girl that was buying them by the shoulder and said "Honey, it'll be much easier to get a nice little hammer to help work them in." (thinking that he had said thumbtacks)... Courtney turned dark red.. it was SO funny!!
2006-08-09 01:01:50 · answer #6 · answered by Tiffy Triangles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, I have a friend that saw a older man and older woman each driving their own "rascal" 3 wheel scooter, coliding with each other head on!!!!!
They should put "STOP" signs at the intersection of each hallway in Senior homes!
2006-08-09 00:57:01 · answer #7 · answered by Easter Bunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy do I ever... I was doing my clinical in a nursing home and I was helping this one little old lady with Alheizemers play. I told her if I won I would give her the choice of the prize... as luck would have it, I did win, and she chose a stuffed rooster. Another old lady who was sitting with us at the table said, "Oh look, Mary, now you have a pecker..." I couldda died.
2006-08-09 00:58:16 · answer #8 · answered by Cutelilminxy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was riding my bike a couple of yrs ago by one and their was this old man sitting on a bench outside. i accidently ran over his toe then he started screaming
2006-08-09 01:52:31 · answer #9 · answered by Telena M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh..i have lots. buy the book if i ever live to finish it!! lmao
2006-08-09 00:53:58 · answer #10 · answered by crazy_pixie_dust 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋