One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her as planned, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.
This goes on all morning.
Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let me fart."
2006-08-08 17:49:39 · 14 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get to fart at my house either.
2006-08-08 18:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by Tall Guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear m'lady,
I thought it was a real story at first until the last sentence. uhm The joke was not too bad.
Kind Regards,
Ben
2006-08-08 17:53:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a funny joke but the only thing is i would of told them can you leave me alone for a couple or i need some space .
2006-08-08 18:53:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol she leaned over to fart lmao
2006-08-08 17:51:32 · answer #4 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but a goodie
2006-08-08 17:53:34 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get to fart at my home either. I'm moving to Corina's.
2006-08-08 18:55:28 · answer #6 · answered by Huguenot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! That was funny- thanks 4 the laugh! Kinda reminds me of Sophia Petrillo on "The Golden Girls" lol
2006-08-08 17:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an "old" joke (pun intended) but still good.
2006-08-08 18:03:07 · answer #8 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely not what I was expecting!
2006-08-08 18:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by golddiggalova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheesy but funny
2006-08-08 18:03:41 · answer #10 · answered by socasoccer@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋