You are at home, and Osama Bin Laden's car breaks down in front of your house and he comes to the front door and asks for gas.
2006-08-08 17:32:07 · 10 answers · asked by Wocka wocka 6 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
videotape myself knocking him down and farting on his head, then put it on the internet
2006-08-08 17:41:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's hard to answer that, since it is so dumb to ask a person in a house for gasoline.
How about, he knocks on your door and asks to use the phone to call someone to go to the gas station and bring him some gas?
What would I do? REEEEALLY? Probably not answer the door when I see some strange bearded guy standing out there. I'm an equal opportunity pessimist and distrust everyone equally.
But, to play along, I'll ditto the first answer. Detain him (within the jaws of my faithful dog who distrusts everyone she senses that I distrust) until the police come.
2006-08-09 00:52:51 · answer #2 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him he was wrong for what he done and not to do that kind of stuff anymore.Then give him a little bit of gas so he could get on his way.
2006-08-09 05:23:41 · answer #3 · answered by pops 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite him in, call the proper authorities and plan my life as a
wealthy man. There's a hefty reward on his head.
2006-08-09 03:13:25 · answer #4 · answered by Spade, Sam Spade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
invite him inside, me and my buddies would tie him to the wall. We would then proceed to shove tack under his fingernails and toenails. Then we would rip the nails off. After this we would cut his nuts off because he doesnt have balls anyway. I would then burn his face with a lighter. After this I would get bored and probably just shoot him in the face.
2006-08-09 00:39:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
honestly i would let him in make some tea and become very rich or dead when it comes out that the goverment of the u.s.a has been behind this whole terrism crap and use him to bring the real murders of 9/11 to justice.....would bush kill himself.......or kill me.....or just say no thanks sir i say nope to dope
2006-08-09 00:47:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Detain him until the cops come.
2006-08-09 00:36:41 · answer #7 · answered by fireprincess420 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would charge him $ 4.00 a gallon for it.
2006-08-09 02:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno man gas is pretty expensive. I guess I'd give him a couple gallons of gas.
2006-08-09 00:40:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kill him
2006-08-09 00:36:58 · answer #10 · answered by Ray 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋