he said why are you putting on a bra if u have nothing to put in it? she said well you wear pants dont you
2006-08-08 17:21:56 · 11 answers · asked by baby angel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice..
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..
2006-08-08 17:25:36 · answer #1 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she said = "i dont like wearing straight hair anymore.. do you mind driving me to the parlor to get it permed?"
he goes to the locker, gets an underwear and gave it to her. she looked puzzled...
he said = "wear it on your head... well' it worked DOWN THERE... maybe it would work on your UPPER HAIR TOO!!!"..Ã
2006-08-09 00:38:17 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥vaginamonologue♥~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i told this before but it's still funny â¥
2006-08-09 00:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he ha he ha
2006-08-09 00:54:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's on mtv yo momma
2006-08-09 00:34:59 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew Petrucci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-08-09 01:47:23 · answer #6 · answered by Ale[x]andra Aristocrat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-08-09 00:25:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahahha lol
2006-08-09 00:41:09 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thaat enought funny...
2006-08-09 01:44:28 · answer #9 · answered by LuTcU 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats cute.
2006-08-09 01:00:39 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Carlino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋