2006-08-08 17:10:24 · 11 answers · asked by Sad_Satan 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For Optimistic - God is Now here.
For Pessimistic- God is No where.
In a village 2 friends are lived together. One is optimistic & other One pessimistic. They bet for these lines that GODISNOWHERE. They searched the God in a mountain, forest & everywhere. The Pessimistic also went together with Optimistic because he want to prove God is No where. But Optimistic said here also god is, there also god is. Finally they decided to fall from the mountain in night, whethere god is here, he will save us.
In a night time, they climbed a mountain and fell from that. Pessi & Opti two fallen from at that time. When they fallen both are picked a tree, optimistic hanged one side and pessimistic on other side. Both are hanging from that. At that time a voice is said, "Both should leave the branches". So Optimistic did that by thinking this is God voice I may be alive. He leaved & he fell into a river.
But Pessimistic thought that Optimistic is saying this voice to Kill me. After Optimistic fell down, he also said, "leave the branch & join with me". Now also Pessimistic won't realize, So he will continue to hang that branch till dawn. After the sun rise, he saw the ground is just one feet down from him. But for the Optimistic only there is deep but he safely got down into river.
Moral: God is Now here - when we are in confidence. You will confident about God or Someone who loves you. That someone is God for us.
2006-08-08 18:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by vino 2 · 11⤊ 2⤋
It says you are either lost (God is no where) or you don't understand - yes God is Now Here (but He always has been).
2006-08-09 00:17:33 · answer #2 · answered by Susyq 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm good question lol
god is no where
or
god is now here
very good â¥
2006-08-09 00:17:27 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go dis n' ow here.
Go disno where.
2006-08-09 02:14:55 · answer #4 · answered by stefjeff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god looks over us and takes care of us.
2006-08-09 00:18:00 · answer #5 · answered by paige 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See first answer.
2006-08-09 00:27:42 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something that isnt true: ( GOD IS NO WHERE) , or something that is and has always been true: ( GOD IS NOW HERE)
2006-08-09 00:54:59 · answer #7 · answered by Sarbear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god is now here
god is no where
2006-08-09 00:16:45 · answer #8 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for me it says
GOD IS NOW HERE
2006-08-09 00:43:33 · answer #9 · answered by hi there 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD IS NOW HERE
GOD IS NO WHERE
2006-08-09 00:14:16 · answer #10 · answered by demure_taurus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋