If you had a chance to introduce Jesus what will you say?
2006-08-08 16:06:51 · 2 answers · asked by Mrs. J 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You might remember him as the villain from the New Testament, he gets away from Herod early on, but don't worry, the Romans get him in the end! Back to talk about his latest tour of Earth "The Final Judgement", it's Jesus Christ!
2006-08-08 16:16:38 · answer #1 · answered by nihil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me-Hey, this is Jesus, the reason for the last two centuries' worth of blood and violence! He holds the biggest record for innocent people killed in his name, and it's still climbing...would you believe that?!? His mindless droves of followers make the perfect fighting force, too. How do you do it, Jesus?
Jesus- Huh? I'm just trying to be a decent person. I can't help it if zealots got the wrong idea and tried to make me a god. So, where's the nearest Krispy Kreme?
2006-08-09 16:33:43 · answer #2 · answered by rita_alabama 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋