I heard a loud noise outside of my trailer and whenI opened the door my possum stinky ran inside as fast as he could making weird and loud scared possum noises. I looked further outside and there were hogs with horns on their noses making loud oinking noises charging towards my trailer.
IS this normal? I called the cops and they hung up on me. I dont have any weapons and I dont know what to do. I am looking out my window now and there are more than 10 hogs and they are charging my trailer and putting dents in my metal siding. What should I do?
2006-08-08 15:57:10 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Tell them that you are not Cornfunkel, and they will go away and find her place.
2006-08-09 09:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by LaRue 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It sounds like the animals you are describing are wild boars. They are very dangerous animals. The horns are probably tusks. These animals are fast and vicious. They are very strong and very smart.
The only thing you might have in the house which MAY repel them at all might be hot sauce. It has been used on cornfields to stop these animals with some success. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE. Do take pictures. Hopefully they will not find food and go away, but don't risk Stinky's life by letting him outside. They are omnivorous.
If you have an animal control officer available -call them. If not call any friend who has a hunting rifle. If the animals do not go away. Ask your friend to kill them (from inside their vehicle, at a safe distance. Obviously NOT pointing at the trailer. Good luck.
2006-08-08 16:18:58 · answer #2 · answered by roscoedeadbeat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you live in Sydney, New York or Beverly Hills ... this is not normal. But if you live well out in the country ... I can understand how it might happen. Perhaps they sense the possum inside? And take my word ... wild hogs can be vicious ... so keep away from then ... both you and Stinky.
As for what to do ... and assuming that you live in the country ... perhaps you have a friend with a shotgun ... if so, you might consider calling him/her. If not ... the police or some other emergency service might have an idea.
Now if you live in Sydney, New York or Beverly Hills ... cut out that last drink of the evening.
2006-08-08 16:09:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They need to be contained. So you'll have to outsmart them.
1. Put your ear to the window and listen to what they are saying & see if you can replicate the speech. It will be hard to reason with them, if you don't speak their language.
2. If you have some grain, corn or sacks of soybeans laying around your trailer, make little bombs in ziplocks. Call Cornfunkle & have her come over. You can throw the bags of feed to her, from your trailer door, and she can throw them even farther away from your trailer — perhaps to an annoying neighbors trailer. They'll be distracted by the free feed and run in that direction.
3. If Arcus isn't home, call him and tell him he needs to bring some strong friends & fencing home so they can contain those pigs.
4. Vacuum your trailer thoroughly once they've been contained. Porky only knows what filth flew into your trailer when the door was opened.
5. Make BLTs with beer for yourself, Arcus, Cornfunkle & the fence guys.
2006-08-08 16:24:00 · answer #4 · answered by mitch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweetheart, what you need to do is find some hunters. You can't poison them, can't trap them, doesn't sound like you can shoot them. Hadthe same problem when I lived in Hawaii (The Big Island), I was there on a construction job and these pigs would run through a draw behind our condo, and the ground shook. The other condo owners chipped in, hired some hunters, they got the meat, problem solved. Ten hogs, if you have some civic event coming up, that's a lot of meat, and. hey, it's free. Good luck.
2006-08-08 16:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by gsharpg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Romans 10
2006-08-08 16:02:08 · answer #6 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come again to pa, we pass over u right here. look under ue trailer, there is cement under it too. 1967 replaced right into a super year for trailers. little doubt the hogs basically have been given unfastened n r enjoying the scent of ur plant life contained in the hitch. relax, u ought to return back domicile, i cant wait to work out u on the highschool reunion.
2016-09-29 01:52:51 · answer #7 · answered by lashbrook 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm.........interesting dilemma you got there.
first get Cornfunkle good and drunk
next find a pig suit,
put it on Cornfunkle,
put some lipstick and perfume on her,
throw a feather boa around her neck and tell her to leave !!!!
as she weaves and wobbles down the road the hogs will follow her.
and don't worry..........you can always find a new best friend.
2006-08-08 16:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those hogs will be the only knocks you'll be getting on your trailer so enjoy.
2006-08-08 16:18:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm....you have to call animal control. then move out of that trailer! Good luck
2006-08-08 16:01:07 · answer #10 · answered by simpleplan0013 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Open your window and tell the in-laws to head on home!
2006-08-08 16:01:51 · answer #11 · answered by thrill88 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋