HELP?!?! Please?

Question

I need good pickup lines. No dumb ones please.

Answer 1

Hi, how are you?
What are you up to tonight?
Have you seen (some movie)
Have you ever eaten at(some restaurant)
Do you like (some t.v. show)
What's your favorite T.V. show?
What's good to watch/do on whatever night?
Do you ever go on Yahoo Answers?

Answer 2

Pickup lines are always iffy, and in my opinion outdated. I almost never respond well to pickup lines, regardless of what the guy says. Its more the principal of the matter. I don't like the idea of a guy getting my attention simply because he knew the right words to say. I want a guy who is worth it on his own. If you've already tried to non-pickup line route and haven't gotten any good results, I don't know what to say besides keep trying or start looking at different women. I wish you good luck.

Answer 3

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long
Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache
Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a bl*wj*b? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?
Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package!

Answer 4

PICKUP LINE? WHY NOT TRY TO MAKE SOME FRIENDS, THEN WORK ON GETTING A DATE.
PICKUP LINE SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO GET LAID. IF THAT IS ALL YOU WANT, OKAY. JUST HAVE PROTECTION.
YOU SOUND KIND OF SHALLOW TO ME.

Answer 5

Oh my,i like that blous it matches your eyes.
You have really pretty smile.
Nice car.
If she drops something don't just pick it up,say let me get that for you.

Or ask her in a store or something if she has any ideas for an easy dinner suggestion.Things like that,talk about the price of gas at the pump.

Answer 6

ooOoOooOoOOoo try saying 'hi there little lady' and they will ask 'what are u a cowboy or something?' or are u trying to ba a cowboy? then just start making conversation about stuff like yeah. or pretend to know a lot about the ranch, but only try this with girls who have a sense of humor. yep.

Answer 7

Hello...look her dead in her eyes and say your name as you extend your hand slowly...I am here (for whatever reason your in the place) I don't want to freak you out but ...your beautiful.(smile..softly) and ask her her name. That's simple enough now isn't?

Answer 8

guys dont use pick-up lines anymore but try complimenting instead

Answer 9

Hi, I'm _____. What's your story?

Sorry it's not very flashy. You could wink if you think it'll spice it up.

Answer 10

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours??

worked for me!